This Week's "This May Take A Moment"

Kyle

Just being a fly in the ointment...
PREMO Member
A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

About to pass sentence, the Judge asked, ‘First offender?’

The woman replied, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’”
 

Yooper

Up. Identified. Lase. Fire. On the way.
PREMO Member
A Higgs Boson walks into a church, the priest says your not welcome here, the Particle replies, "You can't have Mass without me!"
I thought a Higgs Bosun was a job on a ship...?

--- End of line (MCP)
 
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