Thought of the day....

[FromTexas]

Reincarnation...

What inanimate object, animal, plant, and person you wouldn't want to come back as.

Inanimate object: Diaphragm for an elephant

Animal: Gay porcupine

Plant: A cucumber... I am afraid a certain forumite may buy me

Person: The "don't squeeze the charmin guy" -- can you imagine what hell his life is? Having your anniversary dinner and people tapping on your shoulder, "Don't squeeze the charmin, eh? Ya, ya.. don't squeeze the charmin!". Your eulogy, "We all know him for his toilet paper pinching technique". At the hospital getting a colonoscopy and as they put it up your rear they are saying, "Oh! Don't squeeze the charmin!"

 

[aps45819]

You've got to much time on your hands

 

[FromTexas]

You've got to much time on your hands

What I have on my hands is a topic for another thread.

 

[jazz lady]

What I have on my hands is a topic for another thread.

I can't wait.

 

[FromTexas]

I can't wait.

I just completed the mandatory sexual harrasment training. On the page about physcial means of sexual harrasment it named the usual suspects: touching inappropriatly, crude gestures, unwanted hugs/kissing, etc...

Then, at about the bottom of the list, it includes "mauling".

Did you know I am not allowed to maul you, Jazz, because that would be sexual harassment?

 

[RoseRed]

Person: The "don't squeeze the charmin guy" -- can you imagine what hell his life is? Having your anniversary dinner and people tapping on your shoulder, "Don't squeeze the charmin, eh? Ya, ya.. don't squeeze the charmin!". Your eulogy, "We all know him for his toilet paper pinching technique". At the hospital getting a colonoscopy and as they put it up your rear they are saying, "Oh! Don't squeeze the charmin!"

Mr. Whipple

 

[jazz lady]

Did you know I am not allowed to maul you, Jazz, because that would be sexual harassment?

Well, there go my Friday night plans.

 

[FromTexas]

Mr. Whipple

I can't maul you either.

 

[K_Jo]

I can't maul you either.

 

[RoseRed]

I can't maul you either.

That's to bad.

 

[FromTexas]

Nope. Not you either.


Hey! Does this mean I can't take you three to the maul either?

 

[jazz lady]

Hey! Does this mean I can't take you three to the maul either?

* * * G R O A N * * *

You're funnier when you're drunk.

 

[RoseRed]

Nope. Not you either.


Hey! Does this mean I can't take you three to the maul either?

That was bad.

 

[K_Jo]

Nope. Not you either.


Hey! Does this mean I can't take you three to the maul either?

Yep. And no maulitov cocktails either.

 

[FromTexas]

* * * G R O A N * * *

You're funnier when you're drunk.

Are you suggesting I get drunk at work? It wouldn't be a sexual harrasment violation.

 

[jazz lady]

Are you suggesting I get drunk at work? It wouldn't be a sexual harrasment violation.

Not suggesting a thing, but lunch time is almost here.

 

[FromTexas]

Not suggesting a thing, but lunch time is almost here.

As long as I don't drink any mault liqour.

Also, down with mauling, it says that rape is a form of sexual harrasment. Damn! I can't rape because that would be sexual harrasment. Who whould have thunk it?

 

[jazz lady]

As long as I don't drink any mault liqour.

* * * G R O A N * * *

Okay, that's two. One more and you're DONE.

Also, down with mauling, it says that rape is a form of sexual harrasment. Damn! I can't rape because that would be sexual harrasment. Who whould have thunk it?

And there goes Saturday night.

 

[FromTexas]

* * * G R O A N * * *

Okay, that's two. One more and you're DONE.

And there goes Saturday night.

I guess I shouldn't mention flogging with a vinyl riding crop upon the thigh and buttox during evening hours wasn't allowed either. :shrug:

 

[K_Jo]

I guess I shouldn't mention flogging with a vinyl riding crop upon the thigh and buttox during evening hours wasn't allowed either. :shrug:

Thigh?! :wince: