Tiki Bar Opening 2003

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Penn

Penn

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:biggrin: What was that saying a few years back? "The trick to carrying on is not to get carried away"?
 
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{{{OK. Whats the Tiki bar place like?}}}

It is absolutely the worst party on the face of the earth. Pack 10 thousand people into a Kentucky Fried Chicken size parking lot on a porch of the trashiest motel in the county; give them a 10 seat bar, 3 bartenders and 1 line; no music, trash up to your knees, no bathrooms, parking 5 miles a way, all the dregs and criminals of the tri-county area (drunk no less); and throw in a DWI when its all done.

If you must go, just go straight to Catamarans. And if you're idiotic enough to still try it, don't even try to get near the bar, you'll be in a line for hours. Get your drinks at the chineese restaurant, if its even still there.
 
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{{{...and immediately become adhered to the dirtiest floor in MD, stick your arms in spilled drinks on the bar. Make sure to breath through your mouth...that smell will stay with you for a long time.}}}

Yea, you're right, point taken.
 
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drinkywinky

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things that go BUMP in the night!!

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drinkywinky

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Hey SxyPrincess. I'm sure the tiki bar will have plenty of Dicken's Cider to go around. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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SxyPrincess

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Originally posted by drinkywinky
Hey SxyPrincess. I'm sure the tiki bar will have plenty of Dicken's Cider to go around. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Yep, and if you're lucky, you might getcha a piece from one of them. :cheesy:
 
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Mullet

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I'll be there and if any single ladies need a ride you can hop on my Hog...:cool:
 
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drinkywinky

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I like to promote Dicken's CidER

not Dicken's CidHIM :barf:

Yes I think he was referring to the poon TANG, as I do eat tang frequently. :razz2:
 
SxyPrincess

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Originally posted by drinkywinky
I like to promote Dicken's CidER

not Dicken's CidHIM :barf:

Yes I think he was referring to the poon TANG, as I do eat tang frequently. :razz2:
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We don't talk filth on these boards...take it some place else....:bubble:
 
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Originally posted by Poo
Okay 2 things,

1. So if you dont like the tiki bar opening, keep your pu$$y a$$ of the island.
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If by pu$$y a$$ you mean my non-trailerpark, literate, been-there-done-that, I'm-not-14-anymore a$$, then yea, you can have it. You obviously don't get out much or still have the mentality of a teenager. I could have more fun drunk at a petting zoo.

And you will lighten up on the namecalling now. You don't know me sweetheart.

Smooches!
 
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Originally posted by http
If by pu$$y a$$ you mean my non-trailerpark, literate, been-there-done-that, I'm-not-14-anymore a$$, then yea, you can have it. You obviously don't get out much or still have the mentality of a teenager. I could have more fun drunk at a petting zoo.

And you will lighten up on the namecalling now. You don't know me sweetheart.

Smooches!
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OK who peed in your wheaties this morning?
 
Kyle

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Originally posted by Kimmy
OK who peed in your wheaties this morning?
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It's alright Kimmy.

DrinkyWinky and Poo will get him straitened out!
 
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