Tiki Bar Tonight!

[HorseRiding God]

Your man HRG will be getting buck wild at the Tiki Bar tonight! Anyone want to come and join me? Don't worry, I will be leaving the Almighty Zues at home. Once he gets some Whiskey in him, he goes crazy.

 

[HorseRiding God]

 

[nomoney]

no body wants to hang out with you.

 

[HorseRiding God]

no body wants to hang out with you.

this is

 

[nachomama]

no body wants to hang out with you.

Can you blame anyone? He seems like a real pompous azz.

 

[HorseRiding God]

Can you blame anyone? He seems like a real pompous azz.

That is why I want to meet everyone, to show them the real me!

 

[nomoney]

Can you blame anyone? He seems like a real pompous azz.

I heard he sleeps around with anything that walks bowlegged.

 

[HorseRiding God]

I heard he sleeps around with anything that walks bowlegged.

You heard wrong there little missy! Anyone that sleeps with me becomes bowlegged

 

[appendixqh]

this is

What would you expect...you as a HRG, won't even ride with anyone, yet you want them to meet you at the Tiki, watch you get drunk, and try to talk them into riding you?


I think not MR

 

[pixiegirl]

I'll be there!

 

[HorseRiding God]

I'll be there!

At least you aren't afraid to meet me. I don't understand what all these horse ladies think I'm going to do. Would it be better if I left my 10 gallon hat and dinner plate belt buckle at home and just dressed casual?

 

[nachomama]

What would you expect...you as a HRG, won't even ride with anyone, yet you want them to meet you at the Tiki, watch you get drunk, and try to talk them into riding you?


I think not MR

I have a feeling he's one of those fru fru dog people that tours the dog show circuit with his Komodors.

 

[nomoney]

I have a feeling he's one of those fru fru dog people that tours the dog show circuit with his Komodors.

are you saying the whole manly horse thing is a front? Now that you mention it I am pretty sure I saw him driving around town in his miata wearing his white man kapris.

 

[nachomama]

are you saying the whole manly horse thing is a front? Now that you mention it I am pretty sure I saw him driving around town in his miata wearing his white man kapris.

I think that someone who brags too much about something isn't quite what they say they are. Case in point - Qurious.

He may CLAIM to have a horse, but it's probably just a dread lock haired high-priced mutt.

 

[pixiegirl]

I think that someone who brags too much about something isn't quite what they say they are. Case in point - Qurious.

He may CLAIM to have a horse, but it's probably just a dread lock haired high-priced mutt.

I bet it's not even that but a donkey.

 

[MMDad]

You heard wrong there little missy! Anyone that sleeps with me becomes bowlegged

Do they have to get a titanium rod to fix their leg after you get done?

 

[nomoney]

I bet it's not even that but a donkey.

shoot, i bet its a m-effin sea horse.

 

[HorseRiding God]

I don't know why all you ladies feel the need to pick on me. I can assure you that the Almighty Zues is a true champion! He has won over 13 awards for best in show!

 

[nomoney]

I don't know why all you ladies feel the need to pick on me. I can assure you that the Almighty Zues is a true champion! He has won over 13 awards for best in show!

you know whats better then winning the special olympics?










Not being retarded.

 

[nachomama]

I don't know why all you ladies feel the need to pick on me. I can assure you that the Almighty Zues is a true champion! He has won over 13 awards for best in show!

We have to pick on you to see if you can "hang" like you claim... We are known to do that to noobs. But since most of us don't hang in the horsey threads, it took us a while to find you.