To the slob with the Great Dane on Solomons Island

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limblips

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You sir, are a bass turd. At approx 10 AM Sunday your dog laid a huge steaming pile on the sidewalk as you walked him on Solomons. You looked at me driving by and made it appear that you were going to clean it up, but behold the magic of the rearview mirror! As soon as I passed you continued on your way. If I could have turned around........ Your dog deserves someone much more intelligent to teach him. But then maybe you are being taught by the dog! :jameo:
 
jeep_ma

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limblips said:
You sir, are a bass turd. At approx 10 AM Sunday your dog laid a huge steaming pile on the sidewalk as you walked him on Solomons. You looked at me driving by and made it appear that you were going to clean it up, but behold the magic of the rearview mirror! As soon as I passed you continued on your way. If I could have turned around........ Your dog deserves someone much more intelligent to teach him. But then maybe you are being taught by the dog! :jameo:
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I have a dog. Lets find out where he lives... :evil:
 
jenbengen

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Why is it that nobody is ever brave enough to confront somebody in person instead of using the board. LOL.
 
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snuzzy

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Just went to Petco in P.F. a couple of weeks ago. I was always forgetting bags when I took my dog for a walk. :jameo: Honestly, I would rush home and get one to clean up, praying no one would come by in the meantime. Now, thanks to Petco, I have a really cool bag dispenser that attaches to my dogs leash and I will never be without! :larry:
 
jenbengen

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snuzzy said:
Just went to Petco in P.F. a couple of weeks ago. I was always forgetting bags when I took my dog for a walk. :jameo: Honestly, I would rush home and get one to clean up, praying no one would come by in the meantime. Now, thanks to Petco, I have a really cool bag dispenser that attaches to my dogs leash and I will never be without! :larry:
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Nice invention! I'll have to check that one out.
 
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limblips

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jenbengen said:
Why is it that nobody is ever brave enough to confront somebody in person instead of using the board. LOL.
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My reason was that I had a car behind me and oncoming traffic. Not to mention the little lady was telling me not to stop since she has seen my temper!
 
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mike44md

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Pete said:
Ya ever notice you don't see white dog turds anymore like when we were kids? Wonder why that is?
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Perhaps because of all the chemicals and fillers that they put into the dog food these days. When I was a kid dog food was something which was primairly meats/vegi's.
 
Cowgirl

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Pete said:
Ya ever notice you don't see white dog turds anymore like when we were kids? Wonder why that is?
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Probably because when we get older we don't run around in the backyard playing all day...
 
jenbengen

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limblips said:
My reason was that I had a car behind me and oncoming traffic. Not to mention the little lady was telling me not to stop since she has seen my temper!
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LOL! Probably a good thing for both of you, huh? My husband stopped once because they did it right in front of a "clean up your dog's crap" sign (wasn't worded exactly like that!). The owner was so surprised that I think SHE needed a change of pants.
 
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