I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face.
It was the most embarassed I have ever been and I don't embarass easily.....
they were being so good in the checkout line, not asking for candy, not whining, not throwing stuff on the converyer belt -I should've known something horrible was about to happen....
The little effers were so quiet and good because they were staring in disbelief at the lady cashier with full on facial hair issues. I noticed their looks of curiousity after I had already loaded up the belt and knew it was too late to back out and try a different line as the man behind me had starting putting up his items. I just did a silent prayer that they would stay quiet when it was our turn.
God does not like me.
My turn starts - Hello m'am, did you find everything okay?
Me - I sure did, than.......
Oldest Demon - Are you a man?
Her - What was that honey?
Oldest - Ow! mom why did you pinch me ???!!
Youngest - (extra loud so she can hear this time thankfully) MY BROTHER WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE A MAN!!!
Her - Um...no?
Me - Heh.....kids.....
Oldest - I don't know why you pinched me, I just wanted to know why the lady looks like that....
Me- evil look....thats enough help me put the bags in the cart....
Youngest - MY BROTHER WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU HAVE A BEARD!!!
Her - complete stone cold silence.
Youngest - MOM! OW!!
Me to demon producer - Can you please take them out to the car while I finish up here?
As he takes them out of the store all you hear is
BOTH - ARE WE IN TROUBLE? SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN DAD ITS NOT OUR FAULT. WE JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHY SHE HAS HAIR LIKE YOU, IS SHE A DADDY TO?!! MOM, ASK HER IF SHE'S A DADDY!!!!!!
Her - complete silence
Me - so ummm.....have you tried that yogurt before? I figured I'd give something new a try. ........
Her - complete silence.