Toe nail collection

BlueBird

BlueBird

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I've been collecting my toe nails now for about 14 years and have gathered an impressive 5.5 gallon glass jug full. As I was sorting through some of my toe nails I noticed that many of them towards the bottom of the glass jar were starting to turn black and smelled very bad. I became ill after placing one of the toe nail's close to my nose for a better sniff. Has anyone else noticed their toe nail's from their collection "spoiling"? I was under the impression that I could keep my Toe Nail's indefinitely and pass them on to my children when I pass. Yes they are in my will.

I'm having second thoughts now and am considering discarding my impressive collection of toe nail's. Should I just throw them away or would they need to be disposed of in a more environmentally friendly manner?

Please offer some suggestions....

P.S.

I also have an impressive collection of dehydrated bugs I'll be selling soon on Ebay. If anyone here is interested send me a PM and we can work out a deal. This offer is open for my toe nail collection as well.
 
designerxboi

designerxboi

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BlueBird said:
Should I just throw them away or would they need to be disposed of in a more environmentally friendly manner?

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Why dont you just bury them in the backyard and see if you can grow toe's with full nails. Then you can sell the those, toes, on ebay and make a better profit than just the nail clippings alone.

....just a thought.
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thebird

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BlueBird said:
I've been collecting my toe nails now for about 14 years and have gathered an impressive 5.5 gallon glass jug full. As I was sorting through some of my toe nails I noticed that many of them towards the bottom of the glass jar were starting to turn black and smelled very bad. I became ill after placing one of the toe nail's close to my nose for a better sniff. Has anyone else noticed their toe nail's from their collection "spoiling"? I was under the impression that I could keep my Toe Nail's indefinitely and pass them on to my children when I pass. Yes they are in my will.

I'm having second thoughts now and am considering discarding my impressive collection of toe nail's. Should I just throw them away or would they need to be disposed of in a more environmentally friendly manner?

Please offer some suggestions....

P.S.

I also have an impressive collection of dehydrated bugs I'll be selling soon on Ebay. If anyone here is interested send me a PM and we can work out a deal. This offer is open for my toe nail collection as well.
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Toxick

Toxick

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BlueBird said:
I also have an impressive collection of dehydrated bugs I'll be selling soon on Ebay. If anyone here is interested send me a PM and we can work out a deal. This offer is open for my toe nail collection as well.
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Dammit! Why didn't you post this BEFORE I had reached my christmas spending budget :mad:
 
BlueBird

BlueBird

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Toxick said:
Dammit! Why didn't you post this BEFORE I had reached my christmas spending budget :mad:
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You know what's funny? I was sorting through my toe nails just a few weeks ago and thought this very same thing.

To be honest many people are sort of repulsed by my collection if you can believe it. Were you more interested in my dehydrated bug collection or my impressive toe nail collection? PM me for a real good deal. I can personally guarantee that you won't ever see a toe nail collection this large! My bug collection is equally impressive with over 1800 species of dehydrated bugs from around the world. I'll even be willing to throw in my BOT fly eggs as an added bonus.

I should warn you that some of the bugs are very old and very brittle so you won't want to play with them too much. The Madagaskar Hissing Cockroaches are in very good shape and can be used as props if you like to freak guests out during dinner parties.

Send me a PM right away and we can work out a deal. Yes I deliver.....
 
Toxick

Toxick

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BlueBird said:
To be honest many people are sort of repulsed by my collection if you can believe it.
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As if!


BlueBird said:
Were you more interested in my dehydrated bug collection or my impressive toe nail collection?
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The toenails. Definitely.


BlueBird said:
Send me a PM right away and we can work out a deal. Yes I deliver.....
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I'll PM you my number and address, and we can work out the details later. I will need them before Christmas - it's for that special someone - so time is of the essence.
 
BlueBird

BlueBird

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Toxick said:
As if!





The toenails. Definitely.




I'll PM you my number and address, and we can work out the details later. I will need them before Christmas - it's for that special someone - so time is of the essence.
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Very good choice! I'll be looking for that PM and you're going to make that special someopne very, very happy this year!

I'm asking $12,650 for my toe nail clippings and $15,000 for the bugs. I don't think you'll be able to get a toe nail collection this large or impressive anywhere so it's a fair price based on the current market value for toe nail clippings I think. I would be more than happy to drop them off to you this weekend. Sorry no payments will be accepted for these items. I will accept a lump sum payment via paypal if this works for you.

I don't know about you but I'm stoked! Do you need pics? Give me your email address and send you some.
 
morningbell

morningbell

hmmmmmm
If you can sort the insects and pin them to a wax board, then frame them, considering what insects they are I might be interested. I like spiders, moths, and beetles.
 
SoMDGirl42

SoMDGirl42

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morningbell said:
If you can sort the insects and pin them to a wax board, then frame them, considering what insects they are I might be interested. I like spiders, moths, and beetles.
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I might be able to hook you up if he can't. I remember having to do a bug collection in 6th grade. We had to have 25 or 30 types of different bugs pinned to the board and labeled. It may still be in my mothers attic. The good news is, it is also now an antique. The bad news is, because it is antique, the price just tripled. PM me for directions to the attic, along with your accounting information from the bank for the $$ transfer. :love:
 
morningbell

morningbell

hmmmmmm
SoMDGirl42 said:
I might be able to hook you up if he can't. I remember having to do a bug collection in 6th grade. We had to have 25 or 30 types of different bugs pinned to the board and labeled. It may still be in my mothers attic. The good news is, it is also now an antique. The bad news is, because it is antique, the price just tripled. PM me for directions to the attic, along with your accounting information from the bank for the $$ transfer. :love:
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Nanny Pam said:
Is anyone interested in some navel lint ...
or how about some fromunda cheese?
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I'll trade you for my booger collection :shrug:
 
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SoMDGirl42

SoMDGirl42

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morningbell said:
They're all hard at this point, it's hard to preserve the slimy ones, sorry.

I have a variety of colors though :yay:
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Just add a drop of luke warm water and wait a minute or two. Those suckers puff right back up just like the little foam shapes you can buy the kids that come in the pill looking packages.
 
morningbell

morningbell

hmmmmmm
SoMDGirl42 said:
I have my kids umbilical cords from when they fell off; One looks like Jesus, one looks like Santa's Elf, and the other looks like a circus midget (the cords, not the kids). Wanna trade?
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I'll trade you 2 crusty scabs and 1 giant orange booger for the circus midget umbilical, unless you want my very first tampon, used of course.
 
SoMDGirl42

SoMDGirl42

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morningbell said:
I'll trade you 2 crusty scabs and 1 giant orange booger for the circus midget umbilical, unless you want my very first tampon, used of course.
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I'd prefer the very first used condom. I hear that stuff is like alcohol and gets more potent as it ferments. A little dab 'el do ya.
 
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