Toe nail collection

[BlueBird]

But they call it toe "cheese"! And cheese is a fine product to eat, so logic only leads one to have to try it, just like I would try a taste of the moon since it is reportedly made of swiss cheese.

Do you apply this same logic to Dingle "Berries"?


I use to collect dingle berries and store them in mason jars under the bathroom sink. Just because they are berries, and berries are edible doesn't mean I would ever eat some of them. I heard they taste like ass..... Is this true?

I suppose you would probably make dingleberry jam out of them and spread it on toast.... How about a dingleberry sandwich?

 

[Pushrod]

Do you apply this same logic to Dingle "Berries"?


I use to collect dingle berries and store them in mason jars under the bathroom sink. Just because they are berries, and berries are edible doesn't mean I would ever eat some of them. I heard they taste like ass..... Is this true?

I suppose you would probably make dingleberry jam out of them and spread it on toast.... How about a dingleberry sandwich?

Now you made me hungry with all this mention of food. Guess, I'll have to go catch some dust bunnies and stew them up.

 

[BlueBird]

Now you made me hungry with all this mention of food. Guess, I'll have to go catch some dust bunnies and stew them up.

See now your talking. Dust Bunnies are some good eating.

Dingle berry pie for desert anyone? Or perhaps some toe cheese cake with dingle berries on top washed down with some nice fresh chocalate breast milk. Now that's some good eatin'.

 

[Wookie]

Toe Nail/strange Collection Wanted!!!!

Did you sell your amazing toenail collection? I am in the market for something astronomically impressive like this... Also-belly lint is interesting. Let me know...

 

[Pushrod]

Did you sell your amazing toenail collection? I am in the market for something astronomically impressive like this... Also-belly lint is interesting. Let me know...

Being a wookie, you must collect an amazing amount of belly lint!

 

[bcp]

stamp them into the shapes of Jesus and the Virgin Mary.
then sell them on E-bay.

 

[BlueBird]

Did you sell your amazing toenail collection? I am in the market for something astronomically impressive like this... Also-belly lint is interesting. Let me know...

Yes unfortunately for you my impressive toe nail collection is now being enjoyed by a very lucky person. Thanks for your interest and I respect your fine taste.

I have been collecting an impressive amount of eye boogers. I harvest them in the late morning several hours after waking up to ensure maximum firmness. The draw back is that it's taking an incredibly long time to fill my 5 gallon carboy. I would guess that it's only a third of the way full.

What would one estimate its value at I wonder?

 

[BlueBird]

Bump

 

[RoseRed]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...toenails_n_5700494.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

 

[Roman]