Toenail clippings can help predict lung cancer

[ArkRescue]

"WASHINGTON - If you're thinking of getting a nice pedicure, or even just clipping your toenails in the bathroom, you might want to hang on to those clippings.

Your toenails can be used to predict your risk of lung cancer. "

WTOP.com - Toenail clippings can help predict lung cancer

 

[Clem_Shady]

Good article.

I've been paranoid that the cops have been trying to get my nail clippings out of the trash for DNA purposes to convict me of some crime I supposedly committed at a model home.

So I just run the clippings through the garbage disposal.

 

[ArkRescue]

Good article.

I've been paranoid that the cops have been trying to get my nail clippings out of the trash for DNA purposes to convict me of some crime I supposedly committed at a model home.

So I just run the clippings through the garbage disposal.

I think I need some Pepto Bismol now

 

[Clem_Shady]

I think I need some Pepto Bismol now

I keep having mental images of the police in diving suits down at the Leonardtown Sewage Treatment plant though.

 

[bcp]

Good article.

I've been paranoid that the cops have been trying to get my nail clippings out of the trash for DNA purposes to convict me of some crime I supposedly committed at a model home.

So I just run the clippings through the garbage disposal.

You should melt them down and use them like gelatin in your cooking.

 

[FED_UP]

You should melt them down and use them like gelatin in your cooking.

Ark, those are beautiful how long did it take you to grow them

 

[ArkRescue]

Ark, those are beautiful how long did it take you to grow them

Yeah I've got your long toenails alright - come here, let me rake them across your back LOL

That is just SO GROSS - how can someone even WALK like that?

 

[Clem_Shady]

I quickly switched hookers...

Yeah I've got your long toenails alright - come here, let me rake them across your back LOL

That is just SO GROSS - how can someone even WALK like that?

You know I had a hooker once in Germany that scratched my back.

Drew blood.

And I didn't request it as a service.

So we got done having sex and she says "did you like me scratching you like that?"

And I'm like "no, not really, not at all actually."

And she says "Well the previous guy had me pee on him."

 

[FED_UP]

Yeah I've got your long toenails alright - come here, let me rake them across your back LOL

That is just SO GROSS - how can someone even WALK like that?

Now your talking, mmmm bring em, hurt me. I would bet that person was a stay at home mom, lots of ladys in SOMD looking just like that I guess.

 

[FED_UP]

You know I had a hooker once in Germany that scratched my back.

Drew blood.

And I didn't request it as a service.

So we got done having sex and she says "did you like me scratching you like that?"

And I'm like "no, not really, not at all actually."

And she says "Well the previous guy had me pee on him."

Hmmm bet scratched or get peed on, tough choice

 

[Clem_Shady]

Hmmm bet scratched or get peed on, tough choice

I mean seriously, you shouldn't even have to pay for that kind of crap.

And this was at a respectable brothel on 40 Mark Strausse.

 

[Toxick]

Ark, those are beautiful how long did it take you to grow them

If anyone has a foot fetish, this should certainly cure it.