Top 8 Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say
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Railroad
Routinely Derailed
SURE we will say those things! Let me explain:
8. Here honey, you use the remote. (I'm sick of getting the Sigh of Disgust while trying to find a program we both will like).
7. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. (The rest of her is, too. Roll 'er in flour...)
(sarcasm)6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas and Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!(/sarcasm)
5. While I'm up, can I get you anything? (Like, maybe, a couple of Midol?)
4. Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held. (Meaning, Rosey Palm has been doing better than you have, lately).
3. Aww, forget Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place. (Because, the last time we watched MNF, you sat and sighed, tossed and turned, walked back and forth in front of the TV, spent a whole quarter on the phone with your Mom, and kept asking me questions about anything in the world to keep me from enjoying the game. Now it's MY turn.)
2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on. (Because the last time you went shopping without me, you ran the credit card up to the limit. I'll gladly hold your purse if it'll control costs.)
1. We never talk anymore (I'm trying to find out why you're being such a b**ch and so I'm trying to draw you out of the Silent Treatment).
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8. Here honey, you use the remote. (I'm sick of getting the Sigh of Disgust while trying to find a program we both will like).
7. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. (The rest of her is, too. Roll 'er in flour...)
(sarcasm)6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas and Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!(/sarcasm)
5. While I'm up, can I get you anything? (Like, maybe, a couple of Midol?)
4. Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held. (Meaning, Rosey Palm has been doing better than you have, lately).
3. Aww, forget Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place. (Because, the last time we watched MNF, you sat and sighed, tossed and turned, walked back and forth in front of the TV, spent a whole quarter on the phone with your Mom, and kept asking me questions about anything in the world to keep me from enjoying the game. Now it's MY turn.)
2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on. (Because the last time you went shopping without me, you ran the credit card up to the limit. I'll gladly hold your purse if it'll control costs.)
1. We never talk anymore (I'm trying to find out why you're being such a b**ch and so I'm trying to draw you out of the Silent Treatment).
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