Top Ten Signs You Should Get A Divorce

[jazz lady]

10. For Valentine's Day he gives you a box of Pop Tarts and says, "If you need me, I'll be at Hooters."

9. The only thing you have in common is your hatred for one another.

8. You ask the guy at Hallmark where the "Controlling Beyotch" section is.

7. You keep finding receipts for the guys she's hired to kill you.

6. You still haven't forgiven him for nailing that fat intern when he was a resident.

5. She brings a date to couples counselling.

4. You just married Liza Minnelli.

3. He won't shut up about how great his secretary is in bed.

2. You sleep in separate beds in separate bedrooms in separate houses in separate states.

1. Her pet nickname for you -- "Numb-nuts."

 

[Dymphna]

Originally posted by jazz lady
1. Her pet nickname for you -- "Numb-nuts."

What's wrong with that? :shrug:















j/k

 

[huntr1]

Re: Re: Top Ten Signs You Should Get A Divorce

Originally posted by cmcdanal
What's wrong with that? :shrug:j/k

It's better than dumbazz.

 

[Dymphna]

Re: Re: Re: Top Ten Signs You Should Get A Divorce

Originally posted by huntr1
It's better than dumbazz.

I thought you liked that name. you respond to it often enough.

 

[huntr1]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Ten Signs You Should Get A Divorce

Originally posted by cmcdanal
I thought you liked that name. you respond to it often enough.

:effewe:

 

[jazz lady]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Ten Signs You Should Get A Divorce

Originally posted by justhangn
WOOHOOOO, forum sex.

When they get home, it's going to be hallway sex.

 

[Dymphna]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Ten Signs You Should Get A Divorce

Originally posted by jazz lady
When they get home, it's going to be hallway sex.

'cept the only hallway we have goes to the kid's rooms and he sure as hell doesn't go there, at least not at night.

 

[nomoney]

I saw that jh; chicken.

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by nomoney
I saw that jh; chicken.

Things went a little far after the shocker.

I'll have to send it to her in PM only.

 

[Dymphna]

Originally posted by justhangn
Things went a little far after the shocker.

I'll have to send it to her in PM only.

psst, I'm still waiting for that PM.

 

[Dymphna]

 

[huntr1]

Originally posted by cmcdanal

JH me that and have called off their fight at the lake and have decided to run off to the Isle of Man together to live happily ever after. The picture was from their "wedding" in San Fran.

 

[Dymphna]

Originally posted by huntr1
JH me that and have called off their fight at the lake and have decided to run off to the Isle of Man together to live happily ever after. The picture was from their "wedding" in San Fran.

Nice try, but he mentioned the shocker, so that wouldn't apply.













still waiting and no, I'm not going to let you off the hook, JH, so you may as well just tell me.

 

[huntr1]

Originally posted by cmcdanal
Nice try, but he mentioned the shocker, so that wouldn't apply.
still waiting and no, I'm not going to let you off the hook, JH, so you may as well just tell me.

Let's just say that is WAS a SHOCK when layed the big wet french kiss on He was like