Trash is heavy

Railroad

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
Trash is heavy. That's a problem that we must analyze - how do we get it to the big incinerator in the sky? We need a scheme for cosmic trash removal - that's all there is to it. Plastic does not make good compost. Can we make satellites out of trash? We've made satellites that became trash, that's for sure. We have all kinds of space junk up there! Why not add to it, and have some kind of space-borne collection bag, like a giant Hefty trash bag? Then all we do is add boosters, point it in the right direction, and Zoom! off she goes. See? What a deal! We need to make this trash thing a global priority! :yay: :notworthy :getdown: :silly: :crazy:
 
Railroad

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
And another thing: We take all these raw materials, like trees and iron and oil and stuff, and move them all over the globe, away from where they were in the first place! That makes some places in the world get lighter, and other places get heavier. So we squish in places where we used to float, and we float in places where we used to squish! This could be causing earthquakes, thunderstomrs, flash floods, animals cohabitating in the wild, insects stealing pollen, all kinds of terrible things! How much worse it must be when we generate so much trash everyday and just move it around?! Plastic makes terrible compost!! We're running out of upstreams! It's an engineering problem!!


:yikes: Run around in terror, screaming at the top of your lungs! Quickly now, before They catch us! :yikes:
 
Railroad

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
:killingme

Nope, the brain damage from the '70s is permanent. Way back then it was said that if you did LSD more than 20 times you were legally insane. I tried very hard to earn that distinction twice around - I probably did, but I don't recall it. And smoked a lot of dope, before the price went above $20 an ounce (coincided with the first oil crisis!).

Nah, just thought I'd heat things up a bit with a little science friction. :lmao:

Apropos of nothing:
I bought an 18-speed mountain bike over the weekend - brand new in all respects except the date of manufacture, probably has less than 8 hours riding time on it and still has the molding nibs on the tires. Cost me $75 and I'm working on losing weight with it. I'm lovin' it! Never had a bike this nice when I was a kid.
 
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aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
Railroad said:
:Apropos of nothing:
I bought an 18-speed mountain bike over the weekend - brand new in all respects except the date of manufacture, probably has less than 8 hours riding time on it and still has the molding nibs on the tires. Cost me $75 and I'm working on losing weight with it. I'm lovin' it! Never had a bike this nice when I was a kid.
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Make sure you change the seat so your nuts don't fall off.
 
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