Mr. Bob Pizza, was called the biggest instigator in Southern Maryland, back in his day. Lived in Bryans Road. Owe him my life and a good chunk of my sanity.
He would Lie, he would Cheat, he would, well he never stole even a kiss from some Lucky Lady:
Anything he could do to get any argument going.
About anything.
The best is made from a Ham that was Farm Cured with salt and Wild Honey Smoke (we used Honey Smoke for 'Possums and Squirrrels, maybe a 'Coon or two), not some boiled ham out of a super market. Ask a subsistence farmer how to Honey Smoke.
It just wouldn't taste right.