Last week, the New York Times ran what may be one of the most accidentally encouraging stories of the month, hand-wringingly headlined “
A Famed Iowa Pollster’s Career Ends With a ‘Spectacular Miss’ and a Trump Lawsuit.” The sub-headline added, “Known for her ‘gold standard’ polls of Iowans, J. Ann Selzer is facing retribution from Donald Trump after her final 2024 survey showed a surprising, and ultimately wrong, winner.”
Accidentally.
Two days before the election, the uncannily accurate, “gold standard” Iowa pollster Ann Selzer published the poll that pulled the plug on her long and storied polling career. Her election-eve poll shockingly showed Trump
clearly losing Iowa —which even in 2020 he’d easily won by +8 points. Literally within minutes of publication of Selzer’s poll, all the corporate media outlets laser focused on this one poll, and the talking heads chattered nonstop till the election about how Selzer’s poll
proved Trump had already lost the election.
Specifically, mockingbird media’s talking heads instantaneously analyzed Selzer’s data and gushed that it evidenced a last-minute avalanche of support from
America’s angry women that would inexorably clinch the election for cackling VP Kamala Harris.
Conservatives immediately smelled a rat. Selzer’s poll was an outlier. A
big outlier. Like the other polls were in sitting in a Des Moines Starbucks and Selzer’s poll was trying to dock with the International Space Station. Corporate media’s instantaneous and homogenous narrative smacked of coordination. And get this: Selzer retired right after the election — a professional move she now calls “long-planned” but one which she’d never publicly mentioned even a single time.
As it turned out, Selzer’s poll was wrong. Not just a little wrong. She was way off, by double digits. Two weeks ago, she published a humiliating op-ed sort of apologizing for her ‘mistake.’ But not really apologizing. More like shrugging.
These things happen sometimes. That’s science.
Selzer’s explanation answered nothing. If anything, it was insulting and infuriated her critics. Then last week, President Trump sued Selzer in Iowa. The suit also named Selzer’s employer, the far-left Des Moines Register, and the Register’s owner, Gannett News. Trump’s legal claims include consumer fraud and
election interference, which the Democrats have taught us is literally a million times worse than whatever Benedict Arnold did.
In the 2016 and 2020 electoral cycles, Democrats enthusiastically demanded criminal investigations into largely-imagined Russian bot farms, silly Facebook memes by college students, and housewives’ tweets of
election denialism. “Election interference” became a progressive rallying cry from the View ladies to lawmakers on Capitol Hill. A sort of manic, progressive Big Bang inflated the concept of “election interference” from a dusty, rarely-used label reserved for shadowy foreign agents, bribery rings, gun thugs guarding ballot boxes, and ballot box tampering, to include nearly
everything Democrats didn’t like right down to a single retweeted meme.
But especially
misinformation.
Last year, far-left progressives giddily celebrated Douglass Mackey’s conviction. In 2021, Biden’s DOJ raided, arrested, and prosecuted the young man, who in 2016 had posted a sarcastic meme encouraging Hillary supporters to vote by text. His case is currently on appeal, but Mackey could be sentenced to up to ten years in federal prison for
election interference via disinformation under a statute called “conspiracy against rights” (18 U.S.C. § 241).
Significantly, DOJ lawyers successfully argued that the
effect of Mackey’s tweet didn’t matter. In other words, it was irrelevant whether anyone was
actually stupid enough to try voting by text message. Mackey’s
intent to ‘trick’ at least some voters was enough.
At the time, conservatives warned that Mackey’s conviction was a slippery slope to ever more “creative” claims of election interference, such as claims directed at campaign strategists, political activists, media outlets (like Gannett), and even pollsters (like Selzer).
In other words, Democrats laid down the election interference Slip-n-Slide and then poured vegetable oil all over it. Now they’re whining about being all greasy.
Before 2016, “election interference” only involved direct or physical vote manipulation. But thanks to Democrat linguistic terrorism, the term now lacks
any solid definition. Trying to define election interference is like jello wrestling. Now, anybody can freely claim that election interference includes altogether new or “soft” forms of influence; if you can describe it, it can be interference.
Trump’s lawsuit leverages the Democrats’ spongy non-definition, where “election interference” can be anything that
misleads or manipulates voters, including intentionally fraudulent polls. Trump’s lawyers have alleged that Selzer’s poll fraudulently influenced the election by creating a false narrative of inevitability for Kamala Harris.
In other words, Selzer’s fake poll was just as bad as, if not worse than, Mackey’s meme.
To be clear, the main legal thrust of Trump’s lawsuit is his claim under Iowa’s consumer protection law. But the definition of the alleged ‘fraud’ that occurred arises directly from the rhetorical Wild West of “election interference.”
Sooner or later, Democrats and their sold-out corporate media allies may learn to regret having re-defined “election interference.”
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