LightRoasted
If I may ...
For your consideration ...
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LightRoasted
If I may ...
For your consideration ...
Just can't seem to stop posting these.
Just can't seem to stop posting these.
GregV814
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Im glad you didnt pluralize drawer.....
GopherM
Darwin was right
That is where you go when you have no soul or want to lose it.
I thought he was blind now.
Kinnakeet
Well-Known Member
LMAO...
GopherM
Darwin was right
A priest in a monastery finished taking his shower and then discovered he had forgotten his towel. He grabbed his soap and shampoo and started down the hallway back to his room. About halfway there, he heard some female voice approaching from around the corner. It was too far back to the shower room, and his room was around the corner. Thinking quickly, he backed up against the wall and posed as though he were a statue.
About that time, three nuns rounded the corner and spotted the “statue”. They were very amazed by the lifelike piece of art and went to have a closer look.
One nun took a closer look and touched the “statue” and marveled at how truly lifelike it was. The three of them were absolutely amazed. The first nun who had touched the “statue” admitted to the other two that she had never seen or touched a male member before, and since this was so lifelike, she decided to give it a try.
She tugged on the organ and the priest was so startled that he dropped his bar of soap. The nun gasped and said to the other nuns, “Gosh, it’s a soap dispenser!”
The second nun seeing the results decided to also give the organ a tug. Again the priest was startled and dropped the shampoo. The nun exclaimed, “Oh my, it also dispensed shampoo.”
The third nun couldn’t resist at that point and when she tugged on the organ nothing dropped. Thinking she was doing it wrong, she continued tugging and tugging and finally exclaimed, “Praise be, it also dispenses hand lotion!”
About that time, three nuns rounded the corner and spotted the “statue”. They were very amazed by the lifelike piece of art and went to have a closer look.
One nun took a closer look and touched the “statue” and marveled at how truly lifelike it was. The three of them were absolutely amazed. The first nun who had touched the “statue” admitted to the other two that she had never seen or touched a male member before, and since this was so lifelike, she decided to give it a try.
She tugged on the organ and the priest was so startled that he dropped his bar of soap. The nun gasped and said to the other nuns, “Gosh, it’s a soap dispenser!”
The second nun seeing the results decided to also give the organ a tug. Again the priest was startled and dropped the shampoo. The nun exclaimed, “Oh my, it also dispensed shampoo.”
The third nun couldn’t resist at that point and when she tugged on the organ nothing dropped. Thinking she was doing it wrong, she continued tugging and tugging and finally exclaimed, “Praise be, it also dispenses hand lotion!”
Kinnakeet
Well-Known Member
LMAO
Clem72
Well-Known Member
I used to live not too far from "Fag High" (First Assembly of God High School)