Understanding Women

Bustem' Down

Give Peas a Chance
I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.
 
F

Fallen

Guest
Bustem' Down said:
I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.
:poorbaby:
 

onebdzee

off the shelf
Bustem' Down said:
I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.

*looking down pa.....nevermind*

I'm not afraid of spiders and I'm a girl :biggrin:

for that matter, I know quite a few men that are afraid of spiders....they scream like a girl when one gets near them
 

jwwb2000

pretty black roses
onebdzee said:
*looking down pa.....nevermind*

I'm not afraid of spiders and I'm a girl :biggrin:

for that matter, I know quite a few men that are afraid of spiders....they scream like a girl when one gets near them

Hollowsoul happens to be one of them
 

bcp

In My Opinion
No need to understand them.
for most of the time, make them do what you want them to do.
for that "special" time of the month, either hide or do what they want you to do,,, the second they mention they want you to do it.

glad I could be of assistance.
 
J

juggy4805

Guest
bcp said:
No need to understand them.
for most of the time, make them do what you want them to do.
for that "special" time of the month, either hide or do what they want you to do,,, the second they mention they want you to do it.

glad I could be of assistance.



Oh my, the mysteries of the universe have been answered. Thank you oh great one. :yay:
 

jwwb2000

pretty black roses
bcp said:
No need to understand them.
for most of the time, make them do what you want them to do.
for that "special" time of the month, either hide or do what they want you to do,,, the second they mention they want you to do it.

glad I could be of assistance.

:lmao:
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
bcp said:
for that "special" time of the month, either hide or do what they want you to do,,, the second they mention they want you to do it.
glad I could be of assistance.
Don't forget to keep a supply of chocolate on hand for that time.
glad I could be of assistance
 

bcp

In My Opinion
aps45819 said:
Don't forget to keep a supply of chocolate on hand for that time.
glad I could be of assistance

words of great wisdom these are.
I had forgotten to mention that when being chased from the home for the hideous crime of not putting the seat in the down position, one can throw chocolate to enhance the chances of a safe escape.
 

migtig

aka Mrs. Giant
bcp said:
words of great wisdom these are.
I had forgotten to mention that when being chased from the home for the hideous crime of not putting the seat in the down position, one can throw chocolate to enhance the chances of a safe escape.
You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

:lmao: I owe ya!
 

Pete

Repete
onebdzee said:
*looking down pa.....nevermind*

I'm not afraid of spiders and I'm a girl :biggrin:

for that matter, I know quite a few men that are afraid of spiders....they scream like a girl when one gets near them
I am afraid of midgets in clown suits. :yikes:
 

Tinkerbell

Baby blues
bcp said:
No need to understand them.
for most of the time, make them do what you want them to do.
for that "special" time of the month, either hide or do what they want you to do,,, the second they mention they want you to do it.

glad I could be of assistance.


You MUST talk to my husband. He has yet to learn this little pearl of wisdom!
 

forever jewel

Green Eyed Lady
bcp said:
words of great wisdom these are.
I had forgotten to mention that when being chased from the home for the hideous crime of not putting the seat in the down position, one can throw chocolate to enhance the chances of a safe escape.

:lmao: mmmm...chocolate!!! :yum:
 
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