Useless Information Thread

FromTexas

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
I think we lost Pete. I just heard his car zoom buy on the way to the video store to rent "Embrace of the Vampire" unrated version. :killingme
 
MJ

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
K_Jo said:
Oh. Thanks. I can't afford it. Those pom pom panties were expensive.
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Not worth it....just go look in the mirror and give yourself a thumbs up!
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
I am hear, my mom called back after my "Knight Rider" T-shirt confession to check on me. I think she is worried. :lmao:
 
FromTexas

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
Out of beer... going to finish off the six pack.. then I have that one guinness left from before... Woot! :yay:
 
virgovictoria

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
My Contribution to the Toothbrush Topic

When my last ex broke up with me - the only ex to break up with me - he chose not to be there to help me to pack/move my belongings.

I chose to make a finale bathroom use, ending it with a nice thorough wipe of my ass with his toothbrush.

:diva:
 
MJ

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
In the Food and Nutrition Thread, somebody actually, get this, puts MIRACLE WHIP on their cottage cheese. I think I'm going to be sick :barf:
 
K_Jo

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
Mrs. Jones said:
In the Food and Nutrition Thread, somebody actually, get this, puts MIRACLE WHIP on their cottage cheese. I think I'm going to be sick :barf:
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That's so nasty. They shouldn't even make cottage cheese.
 
K_Jo

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
When I lived in Waldorf I went out with a guy who lived in Fairfax and got lost on the way home from his house EVERY TIME and I'd have to call him - on my "bag phone" that my parents made me keep in the trunk - each time to get directions. I'd end up anywhere from Potomac Mills to the Iwo Jima memorial. We finally just had to stop seeing each other, but that was fine because he was a bad kisser.
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
virgovictoria said:
When my last ex broke up with me - the only ex to break up with me - he chose not to be there to help me to pack/move my belongings.

I chose to make a finale bathroom use, ending it with a nice thorough wipe of my ass with his toothbrush.

:diva:
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Was it soft bristle?
 
virgovictoria

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
K_Jo said:
When I lived in Waldorf I went out with a guy who lived in Fairfax and got lost on the way home from his house EVERY TIME and I'd have to call him - on my "bag phone" that my parents made me keep in the trunk - each time to get directions. I'd end up anywhere from Potomac Mills to the Iwo Jima memorial. We finally just had to stop seeing each other, but that was fine because he was a bad kisser.
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That's some spectacular information... I am out of the green stuff for you - being that that is special... I like the "bag phone" part! :lol:
 
K_Jo

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
When I was a senior in high school my boyfriend was at school in Frostburg and two of my girlfiends and I decided to make a trip up there. One friend and I told our parents we were going to check out the school and that the 3rd friend's dad was going with us because they never would have let us go alone. But I felt so guilty and was so worried my mom would find out (other friend's dad worked at Peoples Drug and I tought for sure she'd need hairspray or something) that as soon as I snuck into boyfriend's dorm window I went to the bathroom to throw up and the whole weekend sucked.
 
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