Valentine's Is Coming! Last Minute Valentine's Day Gift Ideas For Your Boyfriend

[BOP]

I somehow missed this last year.

"Just rub one out and go to sleep like a grownup."

 

[limblips]

What do men want - beer, jerky, and blow jobs.

But not necessarily in that order. And guns, ammo and fishing gear should be considered also.

 

[BOP]

But not necessarily in that order. And guns, ammo and fishing gear should be considered also.

Well, she's Canadian, so the 1st two might not occur to her.

 

[GURPS]

Hmm ....

Beer
BJ's



yeah and .. sounds great only one costs money

 

[limblips]

No custom made boxers with a picture of your girlfriend's face on the crotch?

Wife says no. She's probably jealous.

 

[WingsOfGold]

What do men want - beer, jerky, and blow jobs.

Simultaneously would be the perfect union.............. until it's over. Then it's gimmie the clicker.

 

[BOP]

No custom made boxers with a picture of your girlfriend's face on the crotch?

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Not quite as permanent as a tattoo, so bonus, I guess.

 

[BOP]

Wife says no. She's probably jealous.

What if your gf can pay her portion of the rent?

 

[limblips]

What if your gf can pay her portion of the rent?

My wife says there is no way her sister is moving in even if she pays part of the rent.

 

[GURPS]

 

[WingsOfGold]

That'd be great, but men seem to get so annoyed when women stop in the middle of a blow job for a beer and jerky break before men have relieved the kraken. I've never been completely sure whose responsibility that is anyway - I mean if I get hungry for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and stop what I'm doing before they're finished - is that my fault or their fault?

Should that happen the house BETTER be on fire and firemen demanding hummer interuptis.

 

[BOP]

My wife says there is no way her sister is moving in even if she pays part of the rent.

C'mon, man! It's Southern Maryland! What's her problem? Lot of one-way streets at your house.

 

[UglyBear]

Should that happen the house BETTER be on fire and firemen demanding hummer interuptis.

They are dudes, they would never demand a fellow dude interrupt a hummer!

 

[WingsOfGold]

They are dudes, they would never demand a fellow dude interrupt a hummer!

When it comes to hummerhummer all courtesy is left at the door!