On my way out this afternoon. I stopped by my boss's office and his door was open so I stuck my head in and said "Hey, just heard some breaking news. They aren't making yardsticks any longer" Then I just walked away.. Waited about 30 seconds and went back to see his reaction. He was just sitting there with a puzzled look on his face. Then all of a sudden he broke out laughing.. Had to think about it for a few seconds.. For a few he thought I had some breaking news.