Very punny!

GopherM

Darwin was right
I had a friend who loved carpentry. His pride and joy was his wood lathe. He died recently and his family didn't know what to do with it so they buried the lathe with him. If he knew what they had done he would be turning in his grave.
 

Sneakers

Just sneakin' around....
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain. However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
:doh: Took me forever to pronounce that as I V and not 4.
 
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