TurboK9
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A Rott, a GSD, and a Dobe are all in the lobby of a Veterinary office. Bored, the Dobermann asks the German Sheperd "Why are you here?"
"Well," answers the GSD, "I'm a chewer. I've chewed a lot of my owner's stuff. Yesterday I chewed up his $3400 leather sectional, so he brought me in."
"Euthanasia?"
"Yes", replies the GSD.
Both the Dobe and the Rott express condolences.
The GSD asks the Rott "Why are YOU here?".
"Well," says the Rottie, "I'm a biter. This morning I bit my neighbors kid... and now I'm here."
"Euthanasia?"
The Rottie nods, and both the Dobe and GSD express their condolences.
"Why are YOU here?" the Rott asks the Dobe.
"Well, I'm a humper. My owner, he doesn't pay much attention to me or his wife, so she spends a lot of time with me, and likes to do things like give me baths and stuff. This morning after bathing me, she took a shower, and getting out of the tub, slipped and went down on her knees. I sort of... took advantage of the situation."
"Euthanasia?" the GSD asks.
"Oh no. No,no. I'm here to get my nails trimmed."
"Well," answers the GSD, "I'm a chewer. I've chewed a lot of my owner's stuff. Yesterday I chewed up his $3400 leather sectional, so he brought me in."
"Euthanasia?"
"Yes", replies the GSD.
Both the Dobe and the Rott express condolences.
The GSD asks the Rott "Why are YOU here?".
"Well," says the Rottie, "I'm a biter. This morning I bit my neighbors kid... and now I'm here."
"Euthanasia?"
The Rottie nods, and both the Dobe and GSD express their condolences.
"Why are YOU here?" the Rott asks the Dobe.
"Well, I'm a humper. My owner, he doesn't pay much attention to me or his wife, so she spends a lot of time with me, and likes to do things like give me baths and stuff. This morning after bathing me, she took a shower, and getting out of the tub, slipped and went down on her knees. I sort of... took advantage of the situation."
"Euthanasia?" the GSD asks.
"Oh no. No,no. I'm here to get my nails trimmed."
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he is not, he is not, take it back ....... 
