Wait! What???

[Kyle]

 

[GopherM]

 

[Kyle]

 

[Miker/t]

 

[Kyle]

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It's so Democrats can get an OFFICIAL death certificate to register to vote.

 

[RoseRed]

 

[Kyle]

 

[Merlin99]

Did I ever tell you about the time I got pulled over by God? I was driving through New Mexico at about 90 mph in a Volkswagen thing when I heard “pull over at the next intersection”, there’s not another car in sight. I came over a rise and saw a cop at the intersection with his lights on waiting for me so I pulled over. When I got out I saw above me a cop in an ultralight with a radar gun.

 

[Gilligan]

 

[Sneakers]

Those signs are all over VA. My dad was told by the local LEO that they simply don't have a budget to actually enforce it.

 

[Gilligan]

Those signs are all over VA. My dad was told by the local LEO that they simply don't have a budget to actually enforce it.

armed helicopters are expensive.

 

[Monello]

I had knuckleheaded friends that did this scam. They'd park far away in the shopping center but near a few cars. When the shoppers returned they'd fake fight and beat 1 of the guys up. Stuff him in the trunk and threaten to kill him. This is in earshot of 2 older ladies. Then they'd proceed to follow the car that pulled out. Luckily this was before people carried firearms. I would not try that prank today.

 

[Monello]

 

[glhs837]

Those signs are all over VA. My dad was told by the local LEO that they simply don't have a budget to actually enforce it.

Locals dont, but the VSP has a few Cessnas.

 

[gemma_rae]

armed helicopters are expensive.

That's nothin'. Wait until you see the price of the ones with legs.

 

[Gilligan]

That's nothin'. Wait until you see the price of the ones with legs.

:loadgroan:

 

[gemma_rae]

:loadgroan:

I'm not sure what a load groan is but it sounds like there's a lot of abdominal pain involved. No thank you.

 

[Kyle]

 

[Kyle]

 

[Kyle]