Less work, more time to drink BUDLIGHT.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on special, only $10 for 12 bottles', he says.
'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
The man replies... "SO DOES A 12 pack of Bud Light AND IT'S HALF THE DAMN PRICE!"