Wash with shower gels and catch the AIDS

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vraiblonde

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If this becomes the next health hysteria I feel sorry for you guys.
 

DEEKAYPEE8569

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Women who wash intimate areas with shower gels and soaps 'increase their risk of sexually transmitted infections' | Mail Online


Women who use shower gels and soaps in intimate areas are putting themselves at higher risk of developing sexually transmitted infections, experts have warned.

Researchers at the University of California, Los Angeles, say that soaps and lubricants can damage sensitive tissues and raise a woman’s chance of becoming infected with herpes, chlamydia and HIV.

If the women that use those soaps in those areas also used a hand held shower head; for what it's intended for; unlike in some of the videos I've seen over the years; that kinda thing might not happen.
 

Roman

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If they didn't share their hoo-hoo's with so many different men, they wouldn't catch the creepin cruds!
 

vraiblonde

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If the women that use those soaps in those areas also used a hand held shower head; for what it's intended for; unlike in some of the videos I've seen over the years; that kinda thing might not happen.

Did you seriously just equate real women and real life to the pornos you watch?
 

vraiblonde

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If it's Amateur porn it is real women and real life right? :shrug:

It's funny you would mention that. I was talking to a male friend last night and somehow we got on the subject of porn (I know, right?). He assured me that the high pitched whining porn chicks do while in mid-performance is actually a turn off and cause for ridicule among your buddies the next day should you encounter such a keener IRL.

They apparently are also are turned off by the fake French manicured talons these chicks sport, and their overtly fake boobs that sit on their chest like two impassive cantaloupes threatening to strangle them to death.

I thought that was interesting because yapping, fake boobs, and long painted claws are a staple of professional porn, yet men do not find them sexually attractive on real women.

Men = bi-polar.
 

Misfit

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It's funny you would mention that. I was talking to a male friend last night and somehow we got on the subject of porn (I know, right?). He assured me that the high pitched whining porn chicks do while in mid-performance is actually a turn off and cause for ridicule among your buddies the next day should you encounter such a keener IRL.

They apparently are also are turned off by the fake French manicured talons these chicks sport, and their overtly fake boobs that sit on their chest like two impassive cantaloupes threatening to strangle them to death.

I thought that was interesting because yapping, fake boobs, and long painted claws are a staple of professional porn, yet men do not find them sexually attractive on real women.

Men = bi-polar.



Is he straight?
 

luvmygdaughters

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Women who wash intimate areas with shower gels and soaps 'increase their risk of sexually transmitted infections' | Mail Online


Women who use shower gels and soaps in intimate areas are putting themselves at higher risk of developing sexually transmitted infections, experts have warned.

Researchers at the University of California, Los Angeles, say that soaps and lubricants can damage sensitive tissues and raise a woman’s chance of becoming infected with herpes, chlamydia and HIV.

Um...I'll take my chances with soap.
 

MMDad

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Men = bi-polar.

Come on now. Women are the same way. The hunks women fantasize about are not what they look for in a relationship.

It's not that men are bipolar, it's that humans fantasize about certain things even if they have no actual desire for them in real life.

If I fantasize about having a Lamborghini, but I realize that I wouldn't want one even if I could afford it, does that make me bipolar?
 

vraiblonde

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It's not that men are bipolar, it's that humans fantasize about certain things even if they have no actual desire for them in real life.

I'll go for that. I do not fantasize about men or possessions that I have no real life interest in, but I can see how people might.
 
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