Wasting my tax dollars

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
Yesterday the commissioners were forced to face their problems in our neighborhood---driveways they aproned that weren't up to code, poor drainage systems they approved, flooded lots that should never have had approval to build....
Today the workers are here. They stopped in front of my house - 4 truck loads and examined the ditch. They walked around and talked on cell phones, they looked at my neighbors ditch which has 7 foot weeds in it. They make more calls.
Knock on the door. "Ma'am you are going to have to clear that ditch of weeds"
"My ditch is clear, that's the neighbor's ditch"
"No ma'am our records show its yours and you'll have to clear it or be fined."
I storm out and show them the property marker.
"Oh"
I go back in the house. They make more phone calls. All the trucks leave. They come back a half hour later. They make calls. They sit on the back of their trucks. Finally one goes to the neighbors. No one there. Three trucks leave. Fourth truck just sits.
I go out. "If you're waiting for them to come home its going to be a long wait. They get back around 6pm.
"We can't do anything without the owners knowing"
"Then don't wait for them, they are renters. The owner is XXXXX"
More phone calls. The truck leaves. All the trucks come back 15 minutes later.
More calling. More sitting. Nothing done yet.
This has been going on for 4 hours.

I'm not paying my taxes anymore.
 
S

Schizo

Guest
bresamil said:
Yesterday the commissioners were forced to face their problems in our neighborhood---driveways they aproned that weren't up to code, poor drainage systems they approved, flooded lots that should never have had approval to build....
Today the workers are here. They stopped in front of my house - 4 truck loads and examined the ditch. They walked around and talked on cell phones, they looked at my neighbors ditch which has 7 foot weeds in it. They make more calls.
Knock on the door. "Ma'am you are going to have to clear that ditch of weeds"
"My ditch is clear, that's the neighbor's ditch"
"No ma'am our records show its yours and you'll have to clear it or be fined."
I storm out and show them the property marker.
"Oh"
I go back in the house. They make more phone calls. All the trucks leave. They come back a half hour later. They make calls. They sit on the back of their trucks. Finally one goes to the neighbors. No one there. Three trucks leave. Fourth truck just sits.
I go out. "If you're waiting for them to come home its going to be a long wait. They get back around 6pm.
"We can't do anything without the owners knowing"
"Then don't wait for them, they are renters. The owner is XXXXX"
More phone calls. The truck leaves. All the trucks come back 15 minutes later.
More calling. More sitting. Nothing done yet.
This has been going on for 4 hours.

I'm not paying my taxes anymore.

:stooges:
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
Now they have brought in some sort of truck to clear out a "pipe" they have found. I watch. No joy. They scratch heads. I walk out and pick up the "pipe". It was an old metal flower pot that someone had thrown in the ditch. :duh: I walk away shaking my head.
I think I'll make :popcorn: This is the day's entertainment.
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
otter said:
Please draw us a picture.
I suck at drawing....ask Pete to do it, he's the artist.

If I had a digital camera I'd download some pics of government at work for you though.
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
appyday said:
Wanna borrow mine.......seems you have time to come and get it and make it back befor they actually DO anything :lmao:

Amazingly they have left. Accomplishment = zero. :ohwell:
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
try getting a job and quit yer #####ing

To the person who gave me the above red karma. I just came off of an 107 hour work week and am actually working from my computer at home. In fact I've written 28 LOAs today among other productive work activities.

So basically :biteme:
 

BadGirl

I am so very blessed
bresamil said:
try getting a job and quit yer #####ing

To the person who gave me the above red karma. I just came off of an 107 hour work week and am actually working from my computer at home. In fact I've written 28 LOAs today among other productive work activities.

So basically :biteme:
Can I get one of those LOA's, please? I could really use it to spiff up my personnel folder in anticipation of my annual review. Make it a good one, please. :yay:
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
BadGirl said:
Can I get one of those LOA's, please? I could really use it to spiff up my personnel folder in anticipation of my annual review. Make it a good one, please. :yay:
PM me some good buzz words for your tasking and I'll make it shine. :yay:
 

Vince

......
bresamil said:
try getting a job and quit yer #####ing

To the person who gave me the above red karma. I just came off of an 107 hour work week and am actually working from my computer at home. In fact I've written 28 LOAs today among other productive work activities.

So basically :biteme:
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
 

BadGirl

I am so very blessed
bresamil said:
PM me some good buzz words for your tasking and I'll make it shine. :yay:
Just be sure to use:

atypical, distinct, extraordinary, notable, noteworthy, odd, peculiar, phenomenal, rare, remarkable, special, uncommon, unheard-of, unique, unprecedented, unusual, extraordinary, fine, first-class, first-rate, good, marvelous, outstanding, premium, primo, prodigious, singular, skull, superior, wonderful, world class

And let us not forget: angelic :angel: . Yeah, angelic is the word that really identifies who I am. :yay:
 

KCM

Right Where I Belong
BadGirl said:
Just be sure to use:

atypical, distinct, extraordinary, notable, noteworthy, odd, peculiar, phenomenal, rare, remarkable, special, uncommon, unheard-of, unique, unprecedented, unusual, extraordinary, fine, first-class, first-rate, good, marvelous, outstanding, premium, primo, prodigious, singular, skull, superior, wonderful, world class

And let us not forget: angelic :angel: . Yeah, angelic is the word that really identifies who I am. :yay:
You sure about that.:lmao:
 
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