KingFish
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Wedding Night
Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a
honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and
Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother,
gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going
out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom
if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you
think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
"Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat
your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
"Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the
Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue!!!"
Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a
honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and
Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother,
gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going
out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom
if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you
think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
"Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat
your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
"Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the
Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue!!!"
