What can't you enjoy anymore?

[Larry Gude]

You're looking at this...

If only I had known this when I was younger Ahhhh "Winds of Change" , that was the name of that stupid song. Dirty ho, I remember we were riding in my car and that song came on and she said "I love this song, I was listening to it last night when I was in Josh's car". Then I found out she cheated on my that night Oh the pain

...all wrong; She, the Scorpions, did you a favor. After all, what's worse; having your heart broken and finding out who is NOT a friend or spending the rest of your life with a women turned on by songs that make rational people want to jab sticks in their ears? Call her and thank her. Write the Scorps a fan letter and thank them. Then notice just how good free air tastes.

Perspective, my man, perspective.

 

[sockgirl77]

Monk.

 

[nitwhit3286]

I can't stand to watch BET now, I'm taking a deliberate stand against Nikes and Timberlands....(trucks suck) and they still do. Going into Panera on Saturday made me wanna gag.

 

[Chasey_Lane]

I can't stand to watch BET now, I'm taking a deliberate stand against Nikes and Timberlands....

I bought a pair of black Timberlands at the Williamsburg Prime Outlets last week and they are CUTE!

 

[rack'm]

No free rent here :shrug:

I like what I like

 

[Cowgirl]

I can't stand to watch BET now, I'm taking a deliberate stand against Nikes and Timberlands....(trucks suck) and they still do. Going into Panera on Saturday made me wanna gag.

Your av kinda makes me want to gag. Something's just not right with it....the Grand Canyon (aka bellybutton) is just weird.

 

[nitwhit3286]

I bought a pair of black Timberlands at the Williamsburg Prime Outlets last week and they are CUTE!

specifying my statement "men's timberlands" muah* chasey!

 

[nitwhit3286]

Your av kinda makes me want to gag. Something's just not right with it....the Grand Canyon (aka bellybutton) is just weird.

you know I looked at her bellybutton when I first saw that av, instead of her boobies....something isn't right with it.. hold on I have a better one for ya!

 

[rack'm]

Your av kinda makes me want to gag. Something's just not right with it....the Grand Canyon (aka bellybutton) is just weird.

Don't blame her, her boyfriend was a blonde, he got confused

 

[nitwhit3286]

Don't blame her, her boyfriend was a blonde, he got confused

so thats what made the hole so big!!

 

[Cowgirl]

you know I looked at her bellybutton when I first saw that av, instead of her boobies....something isn't right with it.. hold on I have a better one for ya!

Don't blame her, her boyfriend was a blonde, he got confused

That thought actually crossed my mind.

 

[nachomama]

My favorite hat. Biatch stole my hat!

I'll give it back. Geesh. But I'll need something else to take its place...

I miss the ...spitting watermelon seeds at each other in very nice restaurants...

Now that's

...and marveling at his size. Damn.......

 

[Timon]

Butt sex.

 

[Lugnut]

I'll give it back. Geesh. But I'll need something else to take its place...

See song above.

 

[Larry Gude]

Too much...

Butt sex.

...of a pain in the azz to do with a new person?

 

[lovinmaryland]

I think you are correct. I am being controlled by my drems of this ex. It's been over 13 years and he still haunts me. I know I dream about him at least 3 times a week. I know for a fact that my love with this man was the deepest love I've ever known.

So, yes Chasey.....he still controls me.

now, Cowgirl....I miss the goose hunting, deer hunting, elk hunting, spitting watermelon seeds at each other in very nice restaurants, long walks on the farm. Watching a BIG raccoon, and marveling at his size. I miss over night fishing trips, afternoon naps, pinochle playing, I miss his smell. I could go on for days....

Damn.......

I was like that w/ one of my X's too... Men

 

[Timon]

...of a pain in the azz to do with a new person?

Person? I'm a friggin cat, you sickie!

 

[Larry Gude]

Oh...

Person? I'm a friggin cat, you sickie!

...crack addict. I see.


My bad.

 

[Lugnut]

I knew you would love it There is also a counter song to it that a chick put out. It's pretty funny too.

Just found it...


F.U.R.B (#### U Right Back)


Oh oh
Oooh
No no no

(You know there is two sides to every story)

See I don't know why you cryin' like a #####
Talkin' #### like a snitch
Why you write a song 'bout me
If you really didn't care
You wouldn't wanna share
Tellin' everybody just how you feel

#### what I did was your fault somehow
#### the presents, I threw all that #### out
#### all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, #### you right back

#### what I did was your fault somehow
#### the presents, I threw all that #### out
#### all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, #### you right back

You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to turn to your friend
Now you want me to come back
You must be smokin' crack
Im goin' else where and thats a fact

#### all those nights I moaned real loud
#### it, I faked it, aren't you proud
#### all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack

#### all those nights I moaned real loud
#### it, I faked it, aren't you proud
#### all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

You questioned did I care
Maybe I would have if you woulda gone down there
Now it's over
But I do admit i'm glad I didn't catch your crabs
I can't sweat that cause I got to go

#### what I did was your fault somehow
#### the presents, I threw all that #### out
#### all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, #### you right back.

oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea

You made me do this

 

[nachomama]

See song above.

See song above.

:giggle: