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belvak

belvak

Happy Camper
nachomama said:
Can I send my ex hubby over to do the job? :evil: You can strategically place the banana peel at the appropriate spot...
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:killingme :killingme















Seriously though, any chance of monetary reward if I were to agree to placing said banana strategically?? HA HA
 
Geek

Geek

New Member
This same damn thing happened to my MIL when she was walking her dog. My FIL was in the house, taking a dump making her situation worse. She had to drag herself out with the dog barking in frantic circles around her. God, That story never gets old. :roflmao:
 
nachomama

nachomama

All Up In Your Grill
mainman said:
and for a crisp c-note... this thread never gets printed and handed to the states attorney...:whistle:
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You're the best. :smoochy:

sockgirl77 said:
Falling face first into Smooth's gf's floppers and drowing.
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Thanks for that never ending visual. :barf:

Geek said:
This same damn thing happened to my MIL when she was walking her dog. My FIL was in the house, taking a dump making her situation worse. She had to drag herself out with the dog barking in frantic circles around her. God, That story never gets old. :roflmao:
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:killingme For some strange reason, I'm compelled to believe that. :killingme
 
Geek

Geek

New Member
nachomama said:
You're the best. :smoochy:



Thanks for that never ending visual. :barf:



:killingme For some strange reason, I'm compelled to believe that. :killingme
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It is actually true :yay: She was only in up to her armpits. But she was scared.

She has superglued her hand to a counter. And another time (remember when some hand mixers plugged into the wall and then into the hand mixer too?) The part that was attached to the mixer fell out and into her batter, so she picked it up and sucked off the batter with the plug still in the wall. She blew herself backwards, and smacked her head on the fridge.

We are amazed she has made it to 60.
 
nachomama

nachomama

All Up In Your Grill
Geek said:
It is actually true :yay: She was only in up to her armpits. But she was scared.

She has superglued her hand to a counter. And another time (remember when some hand mixers plugged into the wall and then into the hand mixer too?) The part that was attached to the mixer fell out and into her batter, so she picked it up and sucked off the batter with the plug still in the wall. She blew herself backwards, and smacked her head on the fridge.

We are amazed she has made it to 60.
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I want to come to a family holiday gathering at your house. :killingme
 
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thebird

New Member
Geek said:
This same damn thing happened to my MIL when she was walking her dog. My FIL was in the house, taking a dump making her situation worse. She had to drag herself out with the dog barking in frantic circles around her. God, That story never gets old. :roflmao:
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You seriously are hilarious! You have the best stories!!!
 
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