What could be worse...

[belvak]

It is actually true She was only in up to her armpits. But she was scared.

She has superglued her hand to a counter. And another time (remember when some hand mixers plugged into the wall and then into the hand mixer too?) The part that was attached to the mixer fell out and into her batter, so she picked it up and sucked off the batter with the plug still in the wall. She blew herself backwards, and smacked her head on the fridge.

We are amazed she has made it to 60.

If I drank coffee, it would be all over my monitor right now! The visual I got from the batter and plug was priceless! Thanks for the chuckle!!

 

[smoothmarine187]

I want to come to a family holiday gathering at your house.

I bet it would look like one of the Griswald family movies.

 

[nachomama]

I bet it would look like one of the Griswald family movies.

You're going with me. FIELD TRIP!

 

[Geek]

You're going with me. FIELD TRIP!

Fantastic!!! Smooth can hold my left boob and you can hold my right out of my way so I can see my plate this year

 

[Lenny]

Fantastic!!! Smooth can hold my left boob

Welp, you made his weekend already.

 

[Geek]

Welp, you made his weekend already.

He will have to hold his own boobs too. We are lucky he has big hands.

 

[smoothmarine187]

He will have to hold his own boobs too. We are lucky he has big hands.

I just got a breast reduction

 

[LusbyMom]

I just got a breast reduction

Does it make your "#####" look bigger?

 

[smoothmarine187]

Does it make your "#####" look bigger?

 

[LusbyMom]

never mind if I gotta explain it to you then you still can't find it

 

[smoothmarine187]

never mind if I gotta explain it to you then you still can't find it

 

[Geek]

Does it make your "#####" look bigger?

Smooth, I love the reduction. I always thought your implants with the goldfish in them were tacky. And that time during our lovemaking when one popped. I still hear that noise in my nightmares "Pop" "Splash" then the sound of the fish flopping around.

 

[smoothmarine187]

Smooth, I love the reduction. I always thought your implants with the goldfish in them were tacky. And that time during our lovemaking when one popped. I still hear that noise in my nightmares "Pop" "Splash" then the sound of the fish flopping around.

That was a wild night, and then Warnutz and Mainman busted into the room and started making love to each other.

 

[Chainsaw Slayer]

Hanging out at a gay mall......


with a guy that shaves his legs??????

How about going to the gay mall just after you got out of the septic tank.