What do men want for anniversary gifts?

[Grumpy]

Unlike the chainsaw which is a southern maryland sex toy.

Naaa..that was the reciprocating sawzall

 

[SamSpade]

I don’t think I’ve ever received an anniversary gift. Card, maybe.

Early on, we went on trips. First one, a few days at Niagara. A beach city. Mountain resort. Some pampering.

Now it’s nice dinner and maybe a pedicure.

 

[black dog]

Just going on two years but last year I nailed it. This year...I'm at a loss. Any suggestions?

A weekend hall pass in Vegas.

 

[NOTSMC]

Naaa..that was the reciprocating sawzall

Ahhh knew it was something that didn't belong there.

 

[NOTSMC]

I don’t think I’ve ever received an anniversary gift. Card, maybe.

Early on, we went on trips. First one, a few days at Niagara. A beach city. Mountain resort. Some pampering.

Now it’s nice dinner and maybe a pedicure.

I would love to do that but I don't have anyone to leave my son with so...day trips that's all we can do.

 

[LightRoasted]

For your consideration ...

Pfft, he wants something he gets it. Is that really what men want for an anniversary? Have you no soul? No sensitivity?

Well, actually, and I think I can, maybe, speak for most men, is that we really don't want or need any gifts. Just the unwavering and unconditional love, and continual understanding from the women we married. Pretty simple really.

 

[GURPS]

Little difficult to gift wrap.