rack'm said:Because you allow it......
Tell her that you'll be having sex three times a week, EVERY WEEK, rather she's there or not.
Why does my husband insist on lifting my skirt in the morning and rubbing my butt, thus getting himself all worked up, which leads to his trying to tackle me before I walk out the door, thus making me late for work, as well as wrinkling my clothes and smudging my BM?
Bare Minerals......
You've been paying attention! 
you party uninviter you
Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
I don't wear skirts! Slacks, capri's & gaucho's for me!K_Jo said:
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juggy4805
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obie1 said:Why is it, once you get married, you only get it once a month? If that!!!!!!!!
Why is she a freak before the marriage and after the marriage she doesn't do that stuff anymore. That is false advertisement.
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juggy4805
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K_Jo said:
Why does my husband insist on lifting my skirt in the morning and rubbing my butt, thus getting himself all worked up, which leads to his trying to tackle me before I walk out the door, thus making me late for work, as well as wrinkling my clothes and smudging my BM?
Smudging your BM could get kind of messy.
I'm sure the cleanup afterwards makes you late.
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juggy4805
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rack'm said:
And you know we saved the top layer of the cake and ate it a year later. Women sex offenders should be offered wedding cake as therapy.
LexiGirl75
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Pete said:Well you know how it is...........
That was a lame April fools attempt. I am still a free range chicken looking for my breath of fresh air.
Geek
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K_Jo said:
Why does my husband insist on lifting my skirt in the morning and rubbing my butt, thus getting himself all worked up, which leads to his trying to tackle me before I walk out the door, thus making me late for work, as well as wrinkling my clothes and smudging my BM?
Doggy style is your friend
Make up does not get ruined