What Does Your Alexa Say?

[NOTSMC]

Does Alexa have anything to say about Creepy Joe sniffing children or showering with his daughter?

That might send Alexas Commie circuits into a meltdown.

So I asked her. She just bleeped I guess on sniffing children and merely said Ashley Biden is Joe Biden's daughter.

 

[NOTSMC]

My Amazon Echo device hasn't worked properly in about a year. I believe they have built-in EOL dates kinda like IPhones. After they get old enough, they just won't properly accept updates and it forces you to buy the new model. With mine, it will randomly drop the volume of the alarm so that it is whisper quiet when it goes off. It also will not turn off music when commanded to. I have to unplug it from the wall to get it to shut off. Apparently, this is common among these units.

My Alexa automatically turns the volume down at 3:40 every morning. There's a workaround on it that I'm too lazy to pursue.

 

[Kyle]

So I asked her. She just bleeped I guess on sniffing children and merely said Ashley Biden is Joe Biden's daughter.

Leftover trauma from the last time Joe sniffed Alexa.

 

[black dog]

BF uses it for ocean sounds to help him sleep.

He needs a GF that will stick her head down under the covers before bedtime.

 

[NOTSMC]

He needs a GF that will stick her head down under the covers before bedtime.

 

[black dog]

 

[Hijinx]

My Amazon Echo device hasn't worked properly in about a year. I believe they have built-in EOL dates kinda like IPhones. After they get old enough, they just won't properly accept updates and it forces you to buy the new model. With mine, it will randomly drop the volume of the alarm so that it is whisper quiet when it goes off. It also will not turn off music when commanded to. I have to unplug it from the wall to get it to shut off. Apparently, this is common among these units.

I have a hammer I would be happy to loan you to make the big repair it needs.

 

[PJay]

Grok is much more accurate