Ponytail said:My brother used to get his head stuck in the banister railing all the time. he just couldn't understand how dad would get it UN-stuck, without removing the rails.
He also had this strange fastenation with sticking things up his nose at very inopportune times...like the white decorative stone that caused a massive nose bleed while he was on the very street corner while my mom was working as a crossing guard.
Prolly the worst anger that my mom ever encountered due to me was when she arrived home from a week long vacation with her family to Myrtle Beach, and Bro and I had to sit her down quickly to let her know that a police officer would be stopping by for some info for an impending court date, as would one of our friends mothers with hospital bills for her to pay.
A close second would probably be when I was caught at the Red Roof inn the morning after the Senior prom, when I was supposed to be at a friends house. To make matters worse, my choice of words could have been better when she pulled up next to my car just as I was about to leave with my girlfriend and said "Ma, what are YOU doing here?"
yep, them two got her pretty mad. I still remember thinking to myself "She's literally going to explode".
Your mother is a saint.