What nightmares are made of…

[RoseRed]

Bangkok, ThailandCNN —
A Thai woman has been rescued by police after being strangled by a python for more than two hours.

The 64-year-old woman, who gave her name as Arom, was doing the dishes at home on the outskirts of the Thai capital when she felt several bites on her leg, she said in a police video obtained by CNN that captured the attack. “The snake just shot forward and bit me,” she said.

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[Gilligan]

Reminds me of one of my ex's...

 

[Merlin99]

Reminds me of one of my ex's...

This part?

Last month, a man had his testicles bitten by a python while sitting in the bathroom.

 

[luvmygdaughters]

Bangkok, ThailandCNN —
A Thai woman has been rescued by police after being strangled by a python for more than two hours.

The 64-year-old woman, who gave her name as Arom, was doing the dishes at home on the outskirts of the Thai capital when she felt several bites on her leg, she said in a police video obtained by CNN that captured the attack. “The snake just shot forward and bit me,” she said.

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[Gilligan]

This part?

No..thank goodness. The long, slow, painful, crushing strangulation part....

 

[Kyle]

No..thank goodness. The long, slow, painful, crushing strangulation part....

I thought that’s the part they called the relationship?

 

[Monello]

My nightmare mostly involve either melatonin or absinthe. Sometimes both.

 

[Monello]

I thought that’s the part they called the relationship?

You mean it's not called foreplay?