What should happen?

[pingrr]

Thats why I bought a helicopter. So I don't have to deal with the bridge traffic going to and from work.

 

[chernmax]

Nothing. I live on the St. Mary's side. I'm smart like that so I don't care.

What she said...

 

[chernmax]

Thats why I bought a helicopter. So I don't have to deal with the bridge traffic going to and from work.

LOL, you're definitely one blade short of a copter!!!

 

[Peter Forsberg]

Haha

Depends on why/how they cause the accident. They are called accidents for a reason. They are not intentionals.

You must not drive on the bridge often. Tailgating and speeding are a big problem on that bridge.

 

[MMDad]

You must not drive on the bridge often. Tailgating and speeding are a big problem on that bridge.

Tailgating is a problem on that bridge, but speeding is not. Most accidents on the bridge happen well below the speed limit. It's almost impossible to speed on the bridge most of the time.

Since the state will not be building a new bridge any time soon, we need something to help. I'll be writing to Dyson and O'Donnell to ask them to have SHA station a tow truck at the bridge from 3 PM until 6 PM every work day. Most of our delays are caused by people who break down or crash, then have to wait up to an hour for a tow.

 

[Crow Bait]

What Should Happen?

They should take away her cell phone and makeup!!!!

 

[Peter Forsberg]

True

What Should Happen?

They should take away her cell phone and makeup!!!!

True that. Also the ones that act like they have never seen water before.

 

[OrneryPest]

What we need is something like one of those wheelie-cranes they launch boats with, that could travel the length of the bridge using the side walls as trackways. It would travel to the wreck and hoist the wrecked vehicle off the roadway and swing it over and drop it into the water.

 

[MMDad]

What we need is something like one of those wheelie-cranes they launch boats with, that could travel the length of the bridge using the side walls as trackways. It would travel to the wreck and hoist the wrecked vehicle off the roadway and swing it over and drop it onto the houses/banana boxes.

:fixed:

 

[OrneryPest]

:fixed:

Good point! I had forgotten that the most accidentful part of the bridge is over land, with houses underneath.

 

[Toxick]

What should happen to someone that causes an accident on the Thomas Johnson Bridge and backs up traffic for miles and miles?

They must take purple-nurples from the 10 people who had to wait in traffic the longest. Under no circumstances are they to defend themselves during this punishment.