What should I do?

[hvp05]

told him I made a poll for the internet people to decide his fate.

I say you tell him, "There was a mistake in the polling. Instead of having you clean it up, the majority said you should eat it." Then you pull it out of the trash... but, before giving it to him, you secretly switch it with another piece in your other hand... and give that one to him. Do not let him go until he eats it.

 

[belvak]

I saw this too late. He came cruising home when I ran to the store for burger buns. I came in and it was still there so I made him clean it up then told him I made a poll for the internet people to decide his fate.

Okay, I voted on the poll, but before I let you know how I voted, how old is said Son? If I had known that piece of info before I voted it may have changed my vote... But, probably not! Alas, I was a little jumpy on the "trigger finger." BTW, my vote was to put it in his bed, say nothing and wait for him to say something to you about how it got there! Without giving himself away, he couldn't say anything!! Evil maybe, but would definitely make an impression!

 

[PMSBS GAL]

You should make him eat nothing but poptarts with a fork for the next month. That'll teach him. He'll miss meat and veggies, but, by God, he'll learn. And always make them the same kind of poptarts. No variety.

 

[nanstime]

BS. Some of us married, unmarried or married minded men are fairly neat and clean.

No LIE I AM married to one of them

 

[Larry Gude]

This is no way...

...to treat a football player.

If there is only one pop tart tower, that's abuse. You shouldn't even be able to find pop tart leftovers amongst the pizza crust, gatorade bottles, slim jim trash and filthy socks. Next you'e going to tell me you don't even let him dip in the house.

 

[Larry Gude]

I read this whole thread...

...and only one person besides me thinks he's a boy.

Sad world.

 

[Pete]

...to treat a football player.

If there is only one pop tart tower, that's abuse. You shouldn't even be able to find pop tart leftovers amongst the pizza crust, gatorade bottles, slim jim trash and filthy socks. Next you'e going to tell me you don't even let him dip in the house.

He has to dip on the deck and he cannot get spit on the wood.

He has his first game Saturday. He is majorly wound up. He is a good lineman, I am impressed and that is not bias talking

 

[Tinkerbell]

Pre-made frozen pancakes don't leave crumbs on the floor. I'm just saying....

 

[Larry Gude]

If you'd let...

He has to dip on the deck and he cannot get spit on the wood.

He has his first game Saturday. He is majorly wound up. He is a good lineman, I am impressed and that is not bias talking

...him connect with his inner Neanderthal, you'd really be impressed. At least let him leave the lid up. Just for the season.

 

[Nanny Pam]

Leave it for him when he walks in the door.

You seem to have a really good kid, Pete.

 

[nachomama]

I can't believe I read through this whole thread and no one suggested that perhaps Pete should

GET BOY A NEW BIKE!

 

[kwillia]

I can't believe I read through this whole thread and no one suggested that perhaps Pete should

GET BOY A NEW BIKE!

Hey! He can buy the one Kathie is selling for her friend!