gemma_rae
Well-Known Member
The produce manager is toiling in the local market when he is approached by a customer and asked, excuse me, where is the broccoli?
Oh, I'm sorry, but we've sold out, the produce manager explains, but we will have a fresh delivery first thing in the morning manager assures.
A few moments later the same produce manager is asked the same question again by same customer and given the same reply.
Now, the same customer, the same manager. The manager says Can you spell c-a-t like in catastrophic? Yes! How about d-o-g like in dogmatic? Yes! Okay, Now lastly spell f-u-c-k like in broccoli? Customer says There's no f-u-c-k-in broccoli!
Manager says, what the heck do you think I've been telling you?!
Oh, I'm sorry, but we've sold out, the produce manager explains, but we will have a fresh delivery first thing in the morning manager assures.
A few moments later the same produce manager is asked the same question again by same customer and given the same reply.
Now, the same customer, the same manager. The manager says Can you spell c-a-t like in catastrophic? Yes! How about d-o-g like in dogmatic? Yes! Okay, Now lastly spell f-u-c-k like in broccoli? Customer says There's no f-u-c-k-in broccoli!
Manager says, what the heck do you think I've been telling you?!