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Chasey_Lane said:Anytime is the "right" time.
One time, at band camp
When is farting okay
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CableChick
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No, but I used to sneeze and pee frequently!Mikeinsmd said:Ever sneeze & fart at the same time???
.....at the Thanksgiving table??
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Martin had just met his girlfriend, when she asked him to go over
to her place for dinner to meet her parents. Not wanting to make
a bad impression, he goes over.
After he has been sitting at the table for a while, he feels an
incredible pain in his stomach and has to let a fart go. Just
then, the family's dog, Fido, walks under the table and his tail
bumps Martin's leg. This kind of scares Martin and he lets a littlefart
go. Suddenly his girlfriends mother yells "Fido!!"..
Martin is relieved "This is great, he thinks, I can fart all I wantand
they'll blame it on the dog!!"
So Martin lets a bigger fart go, sure enough the mother yells at
the dog.. After farting twice Martin feels much better, and decides if he
lets one more fart go he'll feel a lot better. So he lets
a huge ripping fart go, this time the mother looks furious with
the dog. Martin is finding this pretty funny until the mother
yells, "Fido, get out from under the table before he s hits all over you!!!!!"
to her place for dinner to meet her parents. Not wanting to make
a bad impression, he goes over.
After he has been sitting at the table for a while, he feels an
incredible pain in his stomach and has to let a fart go. Just
then, the family's dog, Fido, walks under the table and his tail
bumps Martin's leg. This kind of scares Martin and he lets a littlefart
go. Suddenly his girlfriends mother yells "Fido!!"..
Martin is relieved "This is great, he thinks, I can fart all I wantand
they'll blame it on the dog!!"
So Martin lets a bigger fart go, sure enough the mother yells at
the dog.. After farting twice Martin feels much better, and decides if he
lets one more fart go he'll feel a lot better. So he lets
a huge ripping fart go, this time the mother looks furious with
the dog. Martin is finding this pretty funny until the mother
yells, "Fido, get out from under the table before he s hits all over you!!!!!"
Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
vraiblonde said:Moved to Chit Chat - please watch thread titles that will appear on the main page of somd.com
Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
What did the salesman say?rack'm said:I broke wind once while getting a hummer......
BigSlam123b
Only happy When It Rains
The worst is when you shart. You know when you try to hard to push out the perfect fart and you get a little something extra in the deal. Bad news 
ylexot
Super Genius
Austin Powers - "Did you soil yourself?"BigSlam123b said:The worst is when you shart. You know when you try to hard to push out the perfect fart and you get a little something extra in the deal. Bad news
Fat Bastard - "Maybe. It did sound a little wet right there at the end."
Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
I guess you've never played Battlesh!ts.pixiegirl said:
