who the heck writes these commercials/??? who izzit for??

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GregV814

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opening scene...a herd of SHEEP being corralled by a sheep dog...
a NON-CONFORMING sheep breaks free from the herd and hops in a SUV with a couple of gaymen.
Of course the gaymen are bi racial, presumably gaymen, may be trans, who knows, who can ask...
The trio, gaymen and a sheep drive off into the sunset....

So Many questions....where are they going? Is the sheep, a NON CONFORMING SHEEP, gay? Ewwwww...are they going to nosh on Starbucks? Are they all vegan?
Was the commercial trying to sell the SUV? Yeah? What make and model?

I don't know.
 
vraiblonde

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Didn't condoms used to be made of sheep intestine? Maybe the gay guys are just trying to practice safe sex. And what does that say about the product being peddled? That if you break away from your family and use their product (a car?) you'll be gutted and turned into a condom?
 
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DaSDGuy

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vraiblonde said:
Didn't condoms used to be made of sheep intestine? Maybe the gay guys are just trying to practice safe sex. And what does that say about the product being peddled? That if you break away from your family and use their product (a car?) you'll be gutted and turned into a condom?
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Probably used the sheep for their threesome.
 
jrt_ms1995

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That was a wolf in sheep's clothing. In the ongoing series, the wolf reveals him/her/it/they/demself (we don't know which yet, as pronouns have not been declared) to the possibly gay possible guys and prepares to murder and consume them/theys/thats (definitely one or more of these) testicles with Miracle Whip, only to discover them/theys/thats have none (testicles, not Miracle Whip).

In episode 3, the possibly gay possible guys are shocked and outraged by the wolf's behaviour (yes, a Brit wolf!). Not by its (yes, the wolf's preferred pronoun) intention towards testicles, but rather by its blatant appropriation of sheep culture! Them/Theys/Thats expose the wolf via them/theys/thats just purchased newest model iPhones, and the horrors of Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube condemnation overwhelm the wolf, who slinks away and dies alone and miserable, ostracized by all (except the overwhelming majority of folk, you do not participate in such stupidity, but do wonder 1) how one murders testicles; 2) why the wolf would want to; and 3) what's Miracle Whip have to do with it).

Yes, of course, this is a series of commercials for Miracle Whip. Sponsorship of this material by PJay is neither expressed nor implied.
 
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Monello

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This is clearly an anti 2nd amemdment ad using blm supporters while promoting the virtues of abortion utilizing proper pronoun usage. It's a subliminal message. Whatever you do, don't watch the ad backwards.
 
mitzi

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I've seen this at least 20 times or more the past week. The sheep made a big mess in the house. They went to the beach. I still don't remember what SUV it's for.
 
Merlin99

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GregV814 said:
opening scene...a herd of SHEEP being corralled by a sheep dog...
a NON-CONFORMING sheep breaks free from the herd and hops in a SUV with a couple of gaymen.
Of course the gaymen are bi racial, presumably gaymen, may be trans, who knows, who can ask...
The trio, gaymen and a sheep drive off into the sunset....

So Many questions....where are they going? Is the sheep, a NON CONFORMING SHEEP, gay? Ewwwww...are they going to nosh on Starbucks? Are they all vegan?
Was the commercial trying to sell the SUV? Yeah? What make and model?

I don't know.
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You forgot, sheep rustling is a crime itself
 
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