who the hell wants 2 live in a red state

forestal

forestal

I'm the Boss of Me
Living the Red life basically sucks donkey balls...

In red states in 2001, there were 572,000 divorces … Blue states recorded 340,000 …
In the same year, 11 red states had higher rates of divorce than any blue state …
In each of the red states of Louisiana, Mississippi, and New Mexico, 46.3 percent of all births were to unwed mothers …
In blue states, on average, that percentage was 31.7 …
Delaware has the highest rate of births to teenage mothers among all blue states, yet 17 red states have a higher rate …
Of those red states, 15 have at least twice the rate as that of Massachusetts …
There were more than 100 teen pregnancies per 1,000 women aged 15 to 19 in 5 red states in 2002 …
None of the blue states had rates that high …
The rate of teen births declined in 46 states from 1988 to 2000 …
It climbed in 3 red states and saw no change in another …
The per capita rate of violent crime in red states is 421 per 100,000 …
In blue states, it's 372 per 100,000 …
The per capita rate of murder and non-negligent manslaughter in Louisiana is 13 per 100,000 …
In Maine, it's 1.2 per 100,000 …
As of 2000, 37 states had statewide policies or procedures to address domestic violence …
All 13 that didn't were red states …
The 5 states with the highest rates of alcohol dependence or abuse are red states …
The 5 states with the highest rates of alcohol dependence or abuse among 12- to 17-year-olds are also red states …
The per capita rate of methamphetamine-lab seizures in California is 2 per 100,000 …
In Arkansas, it's 20 per 100,000 …
The number of meth-lab seizures in red states increased by 38 percent from 1999 to 2003 …
In the same time frame, it decreased by 38 percent in blue states …
Residents of the all-red Mountain States are the most likely to have had 3 or more sexual partners in the previous year …
Residents of all-blue New England are the least likely to have had more than 1 partner in that span …

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Dork

Dork

Highlander's MPD
forestal said:
Living the Red life basically sucks donkey balls...

In red states in 2001, there were 572,000 divorces … Blue states recorded 340,000 …
In the same year, 11 red states had higher rates of divorce than any blue state …
In each of the red states of Louisiana, Mississippi, and New Mexico, 46.3 percent of all births were to unwed mothers …
In blue states, on average, that percentage was 31.7 …
Delaware has the highest rate of births to teenage mothers among all blue states, yet 17 red states have a higher rate …
Of those red states, 15 have at least twice the rate as that of Massachusetts …
There were more than 100 teen pregnancies per 1,000 women aged 15 to 19 in 5 red states in 2002 …
None of the blue states had rates that high …
The rate of teen births declined in 46 states from 1988 to 2000 …
It climbed in 3 red states and saw no change in another …
The per capita rate of violent crime in red states is 421 per 100,000 …
In blue states, it's 372 per 100,000 …
The per capita rate of murder and non-negligent manslaughter in Louisiana is 13 per 100,000 …
In Maine, it's 1.2 per 100,000 …
As of 2000, 37 states had statewide policies or procedures to address domestic violence …
All 13 that didn't were red states …
The 5 states with the highest rates of alcohol dependence or abuse are red states …
The 5 states with the highest rates of alcohol dependence or abuse among 12- to 17-year-olds are also red states …
The per capita rate of methamphetamine-lab seizures in California is 2 per 100,000 …
In Arkansas, it's 20 per 100,000 …
The number of meth-lab seizures in red states increased by 38 percent from 1999 to 2003 …
In the same time frame, it decreased by 38 percent in blue states …
Residents of the all-red Mountain States are the most likely to have had 3 or more sexual partners in the previous year …
Residents of all-blue New England are the least likely to have had more than 1 partner in that span …

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What set you off today? Did you forget to take your medication? Why don't you go spend some time with someone who likes you instead of posting crap here where you are unloved? Oh, could it be that you have no friends?

Oh, and to answer your original question...I DO! I want to live in a RED state. I'm just waiting to retire. As for sucking donkey balls, we'll leave that for you. You'd probably enjoy that a whole lot more than me.
 
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Toxick

Toxick

Splat
forestal said:
Living the Red life basically sucks donkey balls...

In red states in 2001, there were 572,000 divorces … Blue states recorded 340,000 …
In the same year, 11 red states had higher rates of divorce than any blue state …
In each of the red states of Louisiana, Mississippi, and New Mexico, 46.3 percent of all births were to unwed mothers …
In blue states, on average, that percentage was 31.7 …
Delaware has the highest rate of births to teenage mothers among all blue states, yet 17 red states have a higher rate …
Of those red states, 15 have at least twice the rate as that of Massachusetts …
There were more than 100 teen pregnancies per 1,000 women aged 15 to 19 in 5 red states in 2002 …
None of the blue states had rates that high …
The rate of teen births declined in 46 states from 1988 to 2000 …
It climbed in 3 red states and saw no change in another …
The per capita rate of violent crime in red states is 421 per 100,000 …
In blue states, it's 372 per 100,000 …
The per capita rate of murder and non-negligent manslaughter in Louisiana is 13 per 100,000 …
In Maine, it's 1.2 per 100,000 …
As of 2000, 37 states had statewide policies or procedures to address domestic violence …
All 13 that didn't were red states …
The 5 states with the highest rates of alcohol dependence or abuse are red states …
The 5 states with the highest rates of alcohol dependence or abuse among 12- to 17-year-olds are also red states …
The per capita rate of methamphetamine-lab seizures in California is 2 per 100,000 …
In Arkansas, it's 20 per 100,000 …
The number of meth-lab seizures in red states increased by 38 percent from 1999 to 2003 …
In the same time frame, it decreased by 38 percent in blue states …
Residents of the all-red Mountain States are the most likely to have had 3 or more sexual partners in the previous year …
Residents of all-blue New England are the least likely to have had more than 1 partner in that span …

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Wow... All that, and I would STILL rather be in a red state than be surrounded by arrogant self-righteous left-wing prickfaces.
 
jetmonkey

jetmonkey

New Member
forestal said:
Living the Red life basically sucks donkey balls...
In red states in 2001, there were 572,000 divorces … Blue states recorded 340,000 …
In the same year, 11 red states had higher rates of divorce than any blue state …
In each of the red states of Louisiana, Mississippi, and New Mexico, 46.3 percent of all births were to unwed mothers …
In blue states, on average, that percentage was 31.7 …
Delaware has the highest rate of births to teenage mothers among all blue states, yet 17 red states have a higher rate …
Of those red states, 15 have at least twice the rate as that of Massachusetts …
There were more than 100 teen pregnancies per 1,000 women aged 15 to 19 in 5 red states in 2002 …
None of the blue states had rates that high …
The rate of teen births declined in 46 states from 1988 to 2000 …
It climbed in 3 red states and saw no change in another …
The per capita rate of violent crime in red states is 421 per 100,000 …
In blue states, it's 372 per 100,000 …
The per capita rate of murder and non-negligent manslaughter in Louisiana is 13 per 100,000 …
In Maine, it's 1.2 per 100,000 …
As of 2000, 37 states had statewide policies or procedures to address domestic violence …
All 13 that didn't were red states …
The 5 states with the highest rates of alcohol dependence or abuse are red states …
The 5 states with the highest rates of alcohol dependence or abuse among 12- to 17-year-olds are also red states …
The per capita rate of methamphetamine-lab seizures in California is 2 per 100,000 …
In Arkansas, it's 20 per 100,000 …
The number of meth-lab seizures in red states increased by 38 percent from 1999 to 2003 …
In the same time frame, it decreased by 38 percent in blue states …
Residents of the all-red Mountain States are the most likely to have had 3 or more sexual partners in the previous year …
Residents of all-blue New England are the least likely to have had more than 1 partner in that span …

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This is a bad thing to you? :confused:
 
Severa

Severa

Common sense ain't common
who the hell wants 2... 01-21-2008 03:03 PM As if you are any better!

Some red UNSIGNED karma I got....looks like I touched a nerve...:whistle:
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
forestal said:
In red states in 2001, there were 572,000 divorces … Blue states recorded 340,000 …
In the same year, 11 red states had higher rates of divorce than any blue state …
That's because conservatives actually GET married. Libs live in sin or are gay.


In each of the red states of Louisiana, Mississippi, and New Mexico, 46.3 percent of all births were to unwed mothers …
In blue states, on average, that percentage was 31.7 …
Delaware has the highest rate of births to teenage mothers among all blue states, yet 17 red states have a higher rate …
Of those red states, 15 have at least twice the rate as that of Massachusetts …
There were more than 100 teen pregnancies per 1,000 women aged 15 to 19 in 5 red states in 2002 …
None of the blue states had rates that high …
The rate of teen births declined in 46 states from 1988 to 2000 …
It climbed in 3 red states and saw no change in another …
That's because conservatives actually give birth. Libs have their offspring sucked out of the womb and disposed of.


The per capita rate of violent crime in red states is 421 per 100,000 …
In blue states, it's 372 per 100,000 …
The per capita rate of murder and non-negligent manslaughter in Louisiana is 13 per 100,000 …
In Maine, it's 1.2 per 100,000 …
Let's take a look at some cities with the highest crime rates, shall we?
United States cities by crime rate - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I'll let you be a sport and look up whether their city officials are Democrats or Republicans. :smile:


As of 2000, 37 states had statewide policies or procedures to address domestic violence …
All 13 that didn't were red states …
That's because Republicans don't beat their wives the way Democrats do, so they don't need domestic violence policies.

The 5 states with the highest rates of alcohol dependence or abuse are red states …
The 5 states with the highest rates of alcohol dependence or abuse among 12- to 17-year-olds are also red states …
This website says that's not true:
What State has the Highest Rate of Alcoholism



The per capita rate of methamphetamine-lab seizures in California is 2 per 100,000 …
In Arkansas, it's 20 per 100,000 …
The number of meth-lab seizures in red states increased by 38 percent from 1999 to 2003 …
In the same time frame, it decreased by 38 percent in blue states …
That's probably because red states actually try to do something about their druggies. Blue states just sign their druggies up to vote Democrat.


Residents of the all-red Mountain States are the most likely to have had 3 or more sexual partners in the previous year …
Residents of all-blue New England are the least likely to have had more than 1 partner in that span …
Yep, that's why shows like Sex in the City depict characters from Salt Lake City - because that's where all the sex is going on. :rolleyes:

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M

molake

New Member
Let's see if old dockey balls can get those stats per voting district. I'll bet ya a dollar to a dougnut those social ills he refers to come from blue voting districts.

Meth use and unwed mothers are typically liberal virtues.

Driving pickups and going to church is typically a conservative virtue
 
Lenny

Lenny

Lovin' being Texican
But who can argue with...

...the bare faced facts?
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