Why are the schoold closed today?!?!?!

[morningbell]

nip that in the shiat in the bud.

yea, he knows how to treat people now.

 

[BS Gal]

I am in love with a man. I would never say I would not go the other way but as long as I have him it will be just him.

So, are ya gonna marry the mississippi man?

 

[wkndbeacher]

I am in love with a man. I would never say I would not go the other way but as long as I have him it will be just him.

Now I know exactly who you are and no im not telling

 

[jetmonkey]

I am in love with a man. I would never say I would not go the other way but as long as I have him it will be just him.

I wish you had told me before I wasted all this time flirting with you.

 

[nobody really]

So, are ya gonna marry the mississippi man?

make sure he can watch your kid when those pesky BOE peeps call school closed

 

[morningbell]

I wish you had told me before I wasted all this time flirting with you.

you were flirting? I don't pick up on these things.

 

[baileydog]

yeah! and he was starting to talk to me the same way daddy was. it was pretty bad.

I do hope you put a definate stop to that.

 

[morningbell]

So, are ya gonna marry the mississippi man?

someday.....

 

[jetmonkey]

you were flirting? I don't pick up on these things.

ouch

 

[nobody really]

Tragedy

my god, my cubicle neighbor just stood up and i saw the crack in his ass cuz his pants slid down a bit. i'm traumatized

 

[wkndbeacher]

my god, my cubicle neighbor just stood up and i saw the crack in his ass cuz his pants slid down a bit. i'm traumatized

Quick, someone get this lady an iv ready

 

[BadGirl]

Really, would you want a bunch of inexperienced 17-year old kids - who have little if no experience driving in the snow - to be on the snowy and icy roads this morning when most back roads were still a mess?

 

[nobody really]

and morningbell you think you got daycare problems. now my eyes are watering. time for a cig

 

[RoseRed]

Really, would you want a bunch of inexperienced 17-year old kids - who have little if no experience driving in the snow - to be on the snowy and icy roads this morning when most back roads were still a mess?

You're late for the party.

 

[baileydog]

my god, my cubicle neighbor just stood up and i saw the crack in his ass cuz his pants slid down a bit. i'm traumatized

We got a fat ass out back that I have to look at asscrack every time he bends over. I wish hed buy drawers that fit him.

 

[nobody really]

We got a fat ass out back that I have to look at asscrack every time he bends over. I wish hed buy drawers that fit him.

oh, be nice and buy them for him. i'm sure the walmart ladies undie dept has some parachutes you can leave on his desk

 

[wkndbeacher]

We got a fat ass out back that I have to look at asscrack every time he bends over. I wish hed buy drawers that fit him.

Thats not very nice

 

[nobody really]

Really, would you want a bunch of inexperienced 17-year old kids - who have little if no experience driving in the snow - to be on the snowy and icy roads this morning when most back roads were still a mess?

Those 17 year olds are in bed having sex. Threesomes I bet

 

[morningbell]

and morningbell you think you got daycare problems. now my eyes are watering. time for a cig

just say no to crack

 

[MMDad]

Yea, and when I was growing up in Colorado, there was no such thing as a snow day.

They didn't have busses back then, did they?