Why do men proudly have sex with ugly chix

Toxick

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Why do men proudly have sex with ugly chix yet attempt to deny it once the beer goggles wear off (supposedly)?

I would daresay that they do it for the same reason drunk chix go home with ugly dudes when they're three sheets into the wind.

Any port in a storm will do, and you don't see ugly through bloodshot eyes.



I don't think that to guys there is "ugly chix"...just chix. And guys don't really care what they get into.

Wrong.





Unless there's alcohol involved.
 

Chain729

CageKicker Extraordinaire
yet attempt to deny it once the beer goggles wear off (supposedly)? I don't think that to guys there is "ugly chix"...just chix. And guys don't really care what they get into.

First and foremost let me say:otter:

:smack: Not all men will bang anything.

Beauty is on the inside. Didn't you see Shallow Hal?

"Nice" doesn't make the :banana: hard.
 
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missperky

Guest
Because whats "ugly" to you may not be "ugly" to them..:shrug:
 

jetmonkey

New Member
Next time take a pic of the two of you together and then he can't deny it :yay: And stop drinking so much.
yet attempt to deny it once the beer goggles wear off (supposedly)? I don't think that to guys there is "ugly chix"...just chix. And guys don't really care what they get into.

First and foremost let me say:otter:
 

Chain729

CageKicker Extraordinaire
Next time take a pic of the two of you together and then he can't deny it :yay: And stop drinking so much.

Not drinking would be counter-productive. You should tell her to be happy that alcohol provided the ability to get a piece. Beer: Getting ugly people laid since the Ancient Egyptians.
 

SamSpade

Well-Known Member
yet attempt to deny it once the beer goggles wear off (supposedly)? I don't think that to guys there is "ugly chix"...just chix. And guys don't really care what they get into.

First and foremost let me say:otter:

Did this once, years ago. Main reason? I hadn't gotten any in YEARS. As it turns out, it was pretty good overall - but I felt bad about the fact that I had zero interest in ever seeing her again.
 

yankee44

New Member
Did this once, years ago. Main reason? I hadn't gotten any in YEARS. As it turns out, it was pretty good overall - but I felt bad about the fact that I had zero interest in ever seeing her again.

If you felt bad you were not drunk enough.
 

Poohhunny1605

New Member
My brother and his friends used to "sacrafice" themselves over the ugly chicks. If the ugly girl had a hot friend or vice versa they would take turns "sacraficing" for the ugly chick so his friend could get the hot chick and get laid..The next time they went out the dude that got the ugly chick would get the hot chick and so on...

Screwed up, but its a College Park thing
 

Chain729

CageKicker Extraordinaire
My brother and his friends used to "sacrafice" themselves over the ugly chicks. If the ugly girl had a hot friend or vice versa they would take turns "sacraficing" for the ugly chick so his friend could get the hot chick and get laid..The next time they went out the dude that got the ugly chick would get the hot chick and so on...

Screwed up, but its a College Park thing

Moral of the story: If you're an ugly chick goin' out, take a hot friend that puts out.
 

emgem

New Member
yet attempt to deny it once the beer goggles wear off (supposedly)? I don't think that to guys there is "ugly chix"...just chix. And guys don't really care what they get into.

First and foremost let me say:otter:

Maybe they don't think the girl is ugly, that's just your thought they are ugly? Anyhow, it doesn't matter for guys, sex is sex no matter how "bad" (she's ugly, she's fat blahblahblah) it is. All they care about is getting their tip wet!!!!!!
 
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kris31280

Guest
Maybe they don't think the girl is ugly, that's just your thought they are ugly? Anyhow, it doesn't matter for guys, sex is sex no matter how "bad" (she's ugly, she's fat blahblahblah) it is. All they care about is getting their tip wet!!!!!!
... I can tell you from personal experience that the phrase "Sex is like pizza... even when it's bad it's still good." is :bs:

I would also like to state that the phrase "Sex, like air, is only important when you're not getting any." is also :bs:

I'd rather have no sex than bad sex, and even if I'm gettin' some, sex is still pretty damn important.
 

blondie4512

New Member
Yea beer goggles are for real though... I have had my own bad experiences once or twice now i refuse to meet anyone new while intoxicated... :otter:
 

emgem

New Member
... I can tell you from personal experience that the phrase "Sex is like pizza... even when it's bad it's still good." is :bs:

I would also like to state that the phrase "Sex, like air, is only important when you're not getting any." is also :bs:

I'd rather have no sex than bad sex, and even if I'm gettin' some, sex is still pretty damn important.

Right on! WTF is wrong with people? men and women?
 
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