Why you women get into trouble

Railroad

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
How do I resent thee, let me count the ways...

1. You're expensive and don't feel a shred of guilt about it
2. If you're pretty you're egotistical
3. You're never happy until the man is miserable
4. You have so much shiat with which to clutter the bathroom and the trunk of the car
5. You complain about everything, and if there's nothing to complain about, you'll make something up to complain about
6. You expect men to fix EVERYTHING
7. More....(guys, add to the list)
 
ZARA

ZARA

Registered User
Railroad said:
How do I resent thee, let me count the ways...

1. You're expensive and don't feel a shred of guilt about it
2. If you're pretty you're egotistical
3. You're never happy until the man is miserable
4. You have so much shiat with which to clutter the bathroom and the trunk of the car
5. You complain about everything, and if there's nothing to complain about, you'll make something up to complain about
6. You expect men to fix EVERYTHING
7. More....(guys, add to the list)
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1. Agreed. However, most of our “toys” regardless of what it is, does not cost over 200.00 like the mancave or garage toys guys require cost. (And ‘dem crazy bishes that spend 200.00+ on a purse don’t count ‘cause that is insanely stupid and a waste of monies)

2. Very True. However, I make sure to remain pretty so my husband’s eyes remain steadfastly fixed on me instead of that younger bimbo with bigger boobs and smaller butt.:howdy:

3. Not True. A happy husband is a faithful husband.:yahoo:

4. True. That is all.:buddies:

5. Not true. I hate bitching and I love it when I am happy without any concerns or aggravations. A happy wife is a :smoochy: wife.

6. Not True. Only the things I am unable to fix myself…like things above my head…I am a short chit…but I love the view when my husband has to fix things up high…I get to play with his butt! Being short has its advantages.:hot:

7. Bring it!!:evil:
 
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withrespect

withrespect

:wr:
Railroad said:
How do I resent thee, let me count the ways...

1. You're expensive and don't feel a shred of guilt about it
2. If you're pretty you're egotistical
3. You're never happy until the man is miserable
4. You have so much shiat with which to clutter the bathroom and the trunk of the car
5. You complain about everything, and if there's nothing to complain about, you'll make something up to complain about
6. You expect men to fix EVERYTHING
7. More....(guys, add to the list)
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1. I can't help it if I like stuff :mad:
2. Opinions on beauty vary... :ohwell:
3. I can't help it if my presence makes my husband miserable. :mad:
4. I can't help it if I like stuff :mad:
5. If I don't complain, I will DIE. :mad:
6. I don't expect men to fix everything, I TRY to fix it myself. :mad:
7. IN THE EAR. :mad:


:SLAM:
 
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Bann

Bann

Doris Day meets Lady Gaga
PREMO Member
Railroad said:
How do I resent thee, let me count the ways...

1. You're expensive and don't feel a shred of guilt about it
2. If you're pretty you're egotistical
3. You're never happy until the man is miserable
4. You have so much shiat with which to clutter the bathroom and the trunk of the car
5. You complain about everything, and if there's nothing to complain about, you'll make something up to complain about
6. You expect men to fix EVERYTHING
7. More....(guys, add to the list)
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1. Wrong - totally opposite
2. Wrong - my personality has nothing to do with my looks - and my opinion of my looks is usually opposite of what others say.
3. Didn't have to worry about that until about 17 months ago, and that's wrong, too. Miserable FH = miserable Bann
4. Wrong - totally opposite
5. Not everything. I complain when there's stuff to complain about.
6. I have been on my own for a very long time and don't need a guy to fix anything. Either I do it or I pay someone. It's a huge satisfaction to me that I can "do it myself", but when he does fix stuff - it's a treat. (and a welcome one)
7. whatevah! Men are no perfect and neither are wimmens.

(p.s. ...if you're looking for Ms. Right, I'd suggest an attitude adjustment!)
 
Railroad

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
ZARA said:
1. Agreed. However, most of our “toys” regardless of what it is, does not cost over 200.00 like the mancave or garage toys guys require cost. (And ‘dem crazy bishes that spend 200.00+ on a purse don’t count ‘cause that is insanely stupid and a waste of monies)

2. Very True. However, I make sure to remain pretty so my husband’s eyes remain steadfastly fixed on me instead of that younger bimbo with bigger boobs and smaller butt.:howdy:

3. Not True. A happy husband is a faithful husband.:yahoo:

4. True. That is all.:buddies:

5. Not true. I hate bitching and I love it when I am happy without any concerns or aggravations. A happy wife is a :smoochy: wife.

6. Not rue. Only the things I am unable to fix myself…like things above my head…I am a short chit…but I love the view when my husband has to fix things up high…I get to play with his butt! Being short has its advantages.:hot:

7. Bring it!!:evil:
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I did think of your fixit abilities when writing #6. You're exceptional.
 
Railroad

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
withrespect said:
1. I can't help it if I like stuff :mad:
2. Opinions on beauty vary... :ohwell:
3. I can't help it if my presence makes my husband miserable. :mad:
4. I can't help it if I like stuff :mad:
5. If I don't complain, I will DIE. :mad:
6. I don't expect men to fix everything, I TRY to fix it myself. :mad:
7. IN THE EAR. :mad:


:SLAM:
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:killingme
 
Railroad

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
Bann said:
1. Wrong - totally opposite
2. Wrong - my personality has nothing to do with my looks - and my opinion of my looks is usually opposite of what others say.
3. Didn't have to worry about that until about 17 months ago, and that's wrong, too. Miserable FH = miserable Bann
4. Wrong - totally opposite
5. Not everything. I complain when there's stuff to complain about.
6. I have been on my own for a very long time and don't need a guy to fix anything. Either I do it or I pay someone. It's a huge satisfaction to me that I can "do it myself", but when he does fix stuff - it's a treat. (and a welcome one)
7. whatevah! Men are no perfect and neither are wimmens.

(p.s. ...if you're looking for Ms. Right, I'd suggest an attitude adjustment!)
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All in good fun! I went for the stereotypical easy ones. And there may never be a Ms. Right - not necessarily a bad thing.


Except on cold winter nights and hot summer days and in beautiful weather with top down.
 
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migtig

migtig

aka Mrs. Giant
You know what, I'm really starting to not like you and your opinions.
More? You are truly coming across as hateful and sexist and mean spirited with all of your posts lately, and I do not like this you.
 
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Railroad

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
migtig said:
You know what, I'm really starting to not like you and your opinions.

7) More? You are truly coming across as hateful and sexist and mean spirited with all of your posts lately, and I do not like this you.
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:diva: TYVM :yahoo:
 
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JeJeTe

JeJeTe

Happiness
Railroad said:
How do I resent thee, let me count the ways...

1. You're expensive and don't feel a shred of guilt about it
2. If you're pretty you're egotistical
3. You're never happy until the man is miserable
4. You have so much shiat with which to clutter the bathroom and the trunk of the car
5. You complain about everything, and if there's nothing to complain about, you'll make something up to complain about
6. You expect men to fix EVERYTHING
7. More....(guys, add to the list)
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1. Wrong
2. Wrong
3. Wrong
4. True story
5. Wrong
6. Wrong
7. :eyeroll:

Perhaps you need to examine the women you keep company with if you believe this is "typical" woman behavior. :coffee:
 
wickedtonia

wickedtonia

New Member
Way wrong.

1. Wrong; if I want something, I get it for myself, but usually only AFTER I got my SO what he wants
2. Each person is different. I've known several men who are way more egotistical than the majority of women I've met.
3. Wrong; I am MOST happy when my SO, friends and family are happy.
4. Wrong; I have the barest bathroom you've ever seen!
5. Wrong; I'm pretty proud of the life I've been able to provide for myself and SO. I work hard, and try to keep the mantra "someone else has it much worse, count your blessings!" very close to heart.
6. Wrong; I am beyond handy and fix almost anything (plumbing is my exception) on my own. Even build my own furniture, mend all my own closes and take care of my own yard.
7. I'm fairly certain you posted this intentionally to inflame females on this site.
 
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