Why you women get into trouble

[Railroad]

I'm going to assume that you are not generalizing woman with this list

Just going for the stereotypes as in the equivalent "man thread."

 

[Railroad]

Miggy and kwillia translation: too close to the truth for me!

 

[vraiblonde]

OH YEAH?! SEZ YOU!

(How's that?)

Fail.

By this point you should be mentioning hormones and menstruation. Hang onto "apparently somebody needs to get laid" for awhile, though - you don't want to whip that out too soon.

 

[4mygirls]

I am not going to agree nor disagree with anything on your list, we all have our own opinions however, after 31 years together if my husband is not happy that is on him!

 

[Railroad]

Fail.

By this point you should be mentioning hormones and menstruation. Hang onto "apparently somebody needs to get laid" for awhile, though - you don't want to whip that out too soon.

THANKS, coach!

 

[Beta]

wow...this thread got derailed.

 

[Railroad]

wow...this thread got derailed.

 

[Beta]

do you have a few loose nuts and bolts clanking around in your engine room?

 

[Railroad]

7. Do the math. 28 days - 14 days of PMS = 14 days of tolerable

 

[Railroad]

do you have a few loose nuts and bolts clanking around in your engine room?

No. I have LOTS of them.

 

[Beta]

7. Do the math. 28 days - 14 days of PMS = 14 days of tolerable

What you really meant to say, but left out, was...

14 - 7 days where they pretend to have PMS because they're in bad moods = 7. Then -6 days where they don't use PMS as an excuse and are just cranky = 1 day of being tolerable a month. Damn wimminz.

 

[JeJeTe]

What you really meant to say, but left out, was...

14 - 7 days where they pretend to have PMS because they're in bad moods = 7. Then -6 days where they don't use PMS as an excuse and are just cranky = 1 day of being tolerable a month. Damn wimminz.

 

[Railroad]

What you really meant to say, but left out, was...

14 - 7 days where they pretend to have PMS because they're in bad moods = 7. Then -6 days where they don't use PMS as an excuse and are just cranky = 1 day of being tolerable a month. Damn wimminz.

And the time window is so narrow that if the SO picks a day to make contact, it will be the WRONG DAY.

 

[Railroad]

8. Get the Kleenex. Cries when happy. Cries when sad. Cries when tired. Cries when mad.

 

[vraiblonde]

8. Get the Kleenex. Cries when happy. Cries when sad. Cries when tired. Cries when mad.

Please. We only do that to manipulate you men. If you didn't fall for it - every time - we wouldn't do it.

 

[Cheeky1]

How do I resent thee, let me count the ways...

1. You're expensive and don't feel a shred of guilt about it
2. If you're pretty you're egotistical
3. You're never happy until the man is miserable
4. You have so much shiat with which to clutter the bathroom and the trunk of the car
5. You complain about everything, and if there's nothing to complain about, you'll make something up to complain about
6. You expect men to fix EVERYTHING
7. More....(guys, add to the list)

No no no, buddy....you can do better.

Try this one...

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Oh, the glory days. . .then:

1. We let women vote.
2. We let women drive.

NOW look at the state of things!

 

[Misfit]

Men are the ones who cling to ratty t-shirts they've had since high school that no longer fit them

It's got Hong Kong Phooey on the front of it. :shrug:

 

[vraiblonde]

Its got Hong Kong Phooey on the front of it. :shrug:

#1 super guy! Now that's cool - Loverboy concert Ts, not so much.

 

[Pete]

#1 super guy! Now that's cool - Loverboy concert Ts, not so much.

REO Speedwagon!

 

[Beta]

Hey now, I was just filling in for Railroad! It wasn't MY feelings on the subject matter.

That being said, today clearly isn't your good day for the month. I think you used it up yesterday. Time to duck and cover for awhile.