Woman accused of orally raping man inside his hous

thurley42

HY;FR
Yup.....really.....just sounds like some guy trying to get his 15 minutes.

"aggravated serious criminal trespass".....that sounds like trespassing with a weapon? Maybe THAT is how this woman "raped" this unidentified guy.
If you don't comply, I'll shoot you; or even worse, ".....I'll cut it off."

Trying to get 15 minutes????? A woman came in his house and sexually assaulted him.....I really don't know anyone so hard up for a BJ that they'd just wake up and be happy about it....Sure it's funny to joke that if it was some super hot chick you'd say, "Thank you god" and smile, but the fact of the matter is more like she's a slagathor with herpes.......that stuff is freaking unsettling no matter what sex the parties are...
 

Hank

my war
Trying to get 15 minutes????? A woman came in his house and sexually assaulted him.....I really don't know anyone so hard up for a BJ that they'd just wake up and be happy about it....Sure it's funny to joke that if it was some super hot chick you'd say, "Thank you god" and smile, but the fact of the matter is more like she's a slagathor with herpes.......that stuff is freaking unsettling no matter what sex the parties are...

But if he got an erection could it really be considered rape? :confused:
 

SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
But if he got an erection could it really be considered rape? :confused:

All joking aside, rape has nothing to do with whether the victim is aroused or not. Rape is when the victim never mentally consented to the act. Just cuz the body might have instinctively gotten ready for sex doesn't mean the mind said "yes".
 

Hank

my war
All joking aside, rape has nothing to do with whether the victim is aroused or not. Rape is when the victim never mentally consented to the act. Just cuz the body might have instinctively gotten ready for sex doesn't mean the mind said "yes".

I need to see better pictures of the chick involved to make the proper evaluation on this story.... :coffee:
 

bcp

In My Opinion
What would P@ Robertson say ? :shrug:

considering they didnt name the guy, and Pat Robertsons recent change of heart on pot and blowjobs, I think we can put two and two together and figure out that it went down like this.

The woman broke in twice, the first time she came in and swapped one of his laxative pills with viagra.
She then broke in later that evening for a second time, covered his head with a baggie and blew pot smoke into it until his eyes were glazed over.
By this time the viagra was working and she shifted her attention to his lower regions.
While he sucked down four bags of Grandma Utz and a twinkie, she completed the task at hand,, (so to speak)

When all was said and done, Pat figured that it was a mandate from God telling him that these things were ok.
 

thurley42

HY;FR
What is a slagathor?

It's what I call alot of what you see on peopleofwalmart.com I don't know where I heard that or came up with it......I imagine the woman from Dana Carvey's show with all the make up riding a scooter around because she's too lazy to walk, or that freaky landlady in Kingpin....

ew, just gave myself chills....
 

lovinmaryland

Well-Known Member
It's what I call alot of what you see on peopleofwalmart.com I don't know where I heard that or came up with it......I imagine the woman from Dana Carvey's show with all the make up riding a scooter around because she's too lazy to walk, or that freaky landlady in Kingpin....ew, just gave myself chills....

What is it about good sex that makes me have to take a crap? Oh my little Roy toy!!!

:lmao:
 
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