Women banned from water slide 'intimate injuries'

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Plus there are some women that lack the ability to keep their legs closed.

Those are the one's that climb out of the pool weak-knee'd with a "OMFG! Who needs a man?" look on their faces?

 

[drivingdaisy]

You should see the warnings on jetskis...

(And I'm pretty sure the wording on older models was worse. I forget exactly what it said, but my husband and I thought it was hilarious. I'm not sure they didn't use the word demolish.)

 

[NextJen]

Let me get this straight....women are banned, but men are still allowed to have a ball on there?

 

[ItalianScallion]

You should see the warnings on jetskis...
(And I'm pretty sure the wording on older models was worse. I forget exactly what it said, but my husband and I thought it was hilarious. I'm not sure they didn't use the word demolish.)

Do hot tubs come with the same warning? :shrug:

 

[czygvtwkr]

Would think all the leg hair on German women would slow the water down some.

 

[bcp]

Let me get this straight....women are banned, but men are still allowed to have a ball on there?

If they open their legs they only get to go once, then they have to follow the woman rules

 

[BOP]

Nothing To Do With Arbroath: Women banned from water slide after 'intimate injuries'

A German water park has banned women from a high-speed slide, claiming whooshing water was causing “intimate injuries”. The park's manager said the X-treme Faser slide was made men-only after several women complained of being hurt by water as they flung themselves down the slide, where people can reach speeds of 72 kmh.

Marcus Maier said six women had reported injuries to the genital area last year, and some of them had to be taken to hospital. No men have reported genital injuries, he said. "These injuries are caused by the nature of the female anatomy,"

It's being caused by women not keeping their legs together.

A problem the world over.

 

[BOP]

72mph. Fear. Makes the "other hole" pucker up watertight.

72 KpH is roughly 45 mph.

72/1.6 = 45