Women would rather get a hug than diamonds

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
I have a couple things that always work for me.

1. I read until my eyes start to close.

2. When my mind is racing I kind of put it into turbo. I think of stuff in a really fast frame rate. I don't dwell on any subject for more than a second and then move to something else. I don't know why but I think it exhausts all possible subjects and then I nod off.

3. I never have problems sleeping when I'm physically tired so exercising until I'm fatigued each day helps a lot.

Coin Dozer and 4 Pics 1 Word have worked for me. Unfortunately, I've reached the end of both games. :ohwell:
 

migtig

aka Mrs. Giant

Change what you are thinking about. Write a novel or movie script in your head. I've written several best sellers that way.

I've also heard that free form (not worrying about spelling, grammar, forming complete sentences) journaling before bed is good for people who can't turn off their thoughts. If you write it all out, it exhausts you from thinking about it and once on paper it seems kind of trivial.
 
Change what you are thinking about. Write a novel or movie script in your head. I've written several best sellers that way.

I've also heard that free form (not worrying about spelling, grammar, forming complete sentences) journaling before bed is good for people who can't turn off their thoughts. If you write it all out, it exhausts you from thinking about it and once on paper it seems kind of trivial.

You don't know me at all. :roflmao: I can't do that :nono:... and I can't just stop thinking about things. If that were the case, I wouldn't be the psycho crazy beeotch I am today. :coffee:
 

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
You don't know me at all. :roflmao: I can't do that :nono:... and I can't just stop thinking about things. If that were the case, I wouldn't be the psycho crazy beeotch I am today. :coffee:

Try needlepoint. Here are some of my recent creations.
 

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sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
Why is the boobie pillow on top of a music keyboard?

Does the owner write music and needs something to inspire his next big tit, er I mean next big hit?
:lol:

[singing]
Hooters, I love them hooters
Can I get a tooter on your hooters
I love them hooters.. oahhhohhh!
(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)
Hooters, I love your hooters
(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters)
Can I get a tooter on your hooters
(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)
I love your hooters
(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters!)

[Ed Lover]
Hey yo baby got back, it's fat and alla that
But I'm about to take a different route on this track
Cause breasts is the best thing, next to the wet thing
And if it is a sex thing, check it how I wreck things
They call me horny, perverted even nasty
Cause I never let a pair of big ones pass me
See - hooters it don't matter to me
I'll take a 36C or a 42 double-D
Damn! That's how I jam when I slam
You never knew before but now you know who's the man
I am - so keep your girl away from me Hobbes
Cause I flips and lose my grips when I see ya in a tank top
Stop - this ain't no secret garden
She had chest like Dolly, I beg your Parton, she me hard an'
oh my God I ride her like a scooter
But to put her in the mood I need to toot upon the hooters

[singing]
Hooters, I love them hooters
Can I get a tooter on them hooters
Girl your hooters.. you're hoo-oooh [scatting]
(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)
I love them hooters
(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters)
Can I get a tooter on your hooters
(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)
AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoahhooohhahhH!
(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters!)

[Ed Lover]
Now, I've.. been a lot of places and I've been in many cities
And in each and every city, I go crazy over..
Tootin on the hooters, yeah you heard what I said
I get jealous when I see a little baby gettin breast fed
Check it out, I love everything about 'em
I'm goin to the top, you'll never catch me at the bottom
Restin on the chest gives me chills
I ain't goin DOWN-TOWN, I'm goin over the hills
But f'real, I got a bad habit
Everytime I see a pair of breasts I gotta have it
You know, women nowadays really got a lot of nerves
Walkin by with those big juicy loosy curves
BOW-WOW-WOW and a RUFF-RUFF-RUFF
I got four girls, but yo +Eight Ain't Enough+
Cause I'm obsessed, with the big fat breasts
And if your ain't got chest then I couldn't care less

[singing]
Hooters, I love them hooters
Can I get a licker on your hooters
[scatting].. oahhhohhh!
(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)
Those hooters, I love them hooters
(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters)
Can I get a tooter on your hooters
(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)
I love them [scatting]
(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters!)

[Ed Lover]
Yeah, hooters over here - mm, hooters over there
I'm tootin on the hooters anywhere, I don't care
The bigger, the better, the fatter, the greater
Cause like a piece of candy I can suck 'em +Now or Later+
Milky, cereal baby, you know the flavor
I'm tootin on the hooters like a pack of Life-Savors
Little hooters? Damn what a pity!
I don't need a smitty down with the itty bitsy tittie committee
Don't get discouraged long as you've got your own
Cause I damn sure don't want no phony silicone
But then again, it is a horrible sight
when a woman takes off her bra and she got two mosquito bites
on her chest, where's the rest of the breast?
Hon you look a mess, please put back on your dress
You gotta understand that I gotta stay true to
the game you know my name I like tootin on the hooters

[singing]
Hooters, I love them hooters
Can I get a tooter on them hooters
[scatting]
(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)
Hooters, I love them hooters
(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters)
Can I get a tooter on the {*scatting*}
(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)
(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters!)

[Ed Lover - over singing]
Now throw your hands up in the air
And wave 'em like you just don't care
And if you like a girl that got a real big pair
let me hear you say, oh yeahh-ya!
Now throw your hands in the air
And wave 'em like you just don't care
And if you ain't got a flat chest, and you don't look a mess
ladies say, oh yeahh-ya!
Now throw your hands in the air
And wave 'em like you just don't care
And if your chest like bare then you need a big pair
let me hear you say, oh yeahh-ya!
Now throw your hands in the air
And wave 'em like you just don't care
And if you ain't got a flat chest, and you don't look a mess
ladies say, oh yeahh-ya!

[singer]
Hooters, I love them hooters

[Ed Lover]
Yeahh.. didn't think I was gonna come like this did ya?
Suckers [echoes]
 

drivingdaisy

New Member
You don't know me at all. :roflmao: I can't do that :nono:... and I can't just stop thinking about things. If that were the case, I wouldn't be the psycho crazy beeotch I am today. :coffee:

This might sound silly, but it works for me. When I was teaching I would have a hard time sleeping (particularly on Sunday nights) because I was thinking about work stuff. So I started to imagine packing up whatever I was thinking about and getting rid of it in some way. Like-let me put all these school thoughts in a box and then I would imagine tossing the box out my bedroom window. Sometimes I would get creative and imagine balling my thoughts together and using a sling shot or a cannon to shoot them away. Sometimes I was getting rid of the tunnecessary houghts all together and sometimes I was just putting the necessary thoughts some where else (like in my car) to deal with later. This doesn't always work, but it did help most of the time and is worth a shot.
 
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