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kom526

kom526

They call me ... Sarcasmo
My Big Fat fabulous Life followed by My 600 LB Life. One says I'm fat and happy yet grotesque and you can be too! Followed up with obese people that are eating their way to deaths door. We're talking people so fat they can't wipe their own ass.

The Bachelor and Bachelorette, 90 Day Fiance and its spinoff the Family Chantel. Anything that demeans marriage and portrays it as a non life altering event is not worth being on TV. Desperate ass men and women willing to risk everything on a mail order significant other and skirt immigration laws. Having a show with one woman being pursued by 10-15 guys for 6 weeks is compelling? Hell, you could watch a gangbang video on pornhub without the time investment for the same result.

SMOD, I welcome you.
 
PrchJrkr

PrchJrkr

Long Haired Country Boy
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Drive heaves, priceless. I'm glad you weren't with me on my most recent journey to VA. I swear I've never seen a deer reduced to such a small package. I don't think it was a fawn either, not with the size of the stain on the road. I hope my description isn't too graphic. :huggy:
 
RoseRed

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
SailorGirl said:
Don't drive by dead animals on the way either. Same thing happens. In fact my son thinks they're the drive heaves because it happens when I'm driving by a dead animal.
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I always look and say, Oh poor xxx didn't run fast enough...
 
GWguy

GWguy

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SailorGirl said:
Don't drive by dead animals on the way either. Same thing happens. In fact my son thinks they're the drive heaves because it happens when I'm driving by a dead animal.
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I'm guessing you don't work well in the kitchen with raw chicken and ribs......
 
GWguy

GWguy

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SailorGirl said:
I didn't cook the chicken breasts I was planning on fixing that night and for several days after and as far as ribs - I simply cannot cook them. I like them, I just can't cook them, or steak. Can't tell you how many steaks I've ruined in my life.
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Ok, we are not compatible. I'm doing ribs tonight....

:huggy:
 
luvmygdaughters

luvmygdaughters

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SailorGirl said:
I didn't cook the chicken breasts I was planning on fixing that night and for several days after and as far as ribs - I simply cannot cook them. I like them, I just can't cook them, or steak. Can't tell you how many steaks I've ruined in my life.

I checked back on that zombie chicken video. Apparently it was real - it was the kind of restaurant that food is prepared in front on the guests (but not like a Japanese steak house) and apparently it was frog, not chicken. That's what it looked like to me also and I definitely don't do frog. I don't how people even came up with that. Yuck.
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Steak is easy, kosher salt and coarse ground black pepper, butter, cast iron skillet, high temp for about 2 minutes on each side, then lower the temp and cook on each side for about 4 minutes for medium rare. Thats for a filet. Babyback ribs, I marinate about 8 hours in pineapple juice, take out of the juice, pat dry, spread honey on both sides, make a rub of various spices or use a store bought one, rub it into the ribs and shake some liquid smoke on them. Wrap them in foil, put them on indirect heat for about 2 hours, turning once. Take them off the grill, open the foil and spread your favorite sauce. Delicious!!
 
luvmygdaughters

luvmygdaughters

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SailorGirl said:
I swear to God - I have tried it that way and they were just okay. Maybe it's the meat - I get filets from the commissary - I know it's right cut; they call it something else, but its filet mignon. I've tried the iron skillet, iron skillet on the stove then in the oven. I think my issue is that it's just okay and for that kind of price, I expect it to be good. Like in a steakhouse good. I haven't had a good steak in probably 20 years.
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Could be the cut. I usually get ours from Mckays, when the whole tenderloin roast goes on sale, I get the butcher to cut in into steaks for me, about inch and half thick. Never fails for me.
 
RoseRed

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
SailorGirl said:
I left work for lunch when I was stationed in Charleston once simply because I had the worst craving for a tuna fish sandwich. On the way home I hit a seagull and looked in the rearview mirror to see the poor thing flapping his wings and trying to get up. I started gagging, then I got it under control, then I thought seagulls eat fish, and started gagging again. I lost the craving for tuna fish and thought well there's leftover chicken. When I got home I stepped on one of those little peepers they had everywhere and crushed it under my heel and immediately though frogs taste like chicken.

Short story long I had peanut butter for lunch and gagged off and on (practically every time I thought about it) for nearly two weeks. I know is something psycho about it.
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I flattened a squirrel last month. I felt bad for about a nano-second. I was sad for DoWhat.
 
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