What will be the payback for the nine months of joy and a lifetime of blessings? JFC, why in the hell do you plan on punishing the child for YOUR choice to bring he/she/it into this world?
2. You don't have to be a pedophile or a pervert to crack a joke about pedophile priests being in the news.
3. I think a shirt saying "I wish he would've made her swallow instead of allowing that crazy b**** to be my mom" would be worse. (tempting, but I wouldn't do this either).
Because it's funny. I don't have any kids, but I'd put it on mine. I wouldn't take the kid to target in it, but I'd put it on him, just to take a picture.