Would you eat a slice of...
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bcp
In My Opinion
I think that it should be a requirment not only to have the woman tested for whatever nasties you can get from eating her,,, dairy?
But, they should also be required to have a picture of the actual milk producing individual that was used to create that block of cheese you are buying.
Will these women be lined up in a barn with automatic milking machines attached to them? will they be free range and happy while not hooked up?
so many questions..
oh, and is the dairy farm hiring workers yet.
But, they should also be required to have a picture of the actual milk producing individual that was used to create that block of cheese you are buying.
Will these women be lined up in a barn with automatic milking machines attached to them? will they be free range and happy while not hooked up?
so many questions..
oh, and is the dairy farm hiring workers yet.
hvp05
Methodically disorganized
I believe you have the right idea, sir. The old-fashioned way is the best way. Grab a bucket, warm your hands and start milking, I say.
Would it be considered unfair discrimination to hire only women with, you know, larger milk-producing vessels, since they should presumably have the highest output?
I know that I am reviving a dead thread here but there really are breast milk banks out there. Primarily, they use the donations to help premies and critically ill babies get the nutrients that only breast milk can provide. Some also provide milk to families who lost the mother during childbirth.
This article is the first time I have heard about it being used for cheese though.
Dairy livestock have a controlled environment and diet. Presumably these dairy women will be free-range. So their milk could taste like something different each time.
Plus it's just gross. Kind of like how I'd eat a cow's rib meat or a chicken's leg, but not a human's.
Plus it's just gross. Kind of like how I'd eat a cow's rib meat or a chicken's leg, but not a human's.
Toxick
Splat
I'm kind of with you on the 'women are not livestock and should not be treated as such'. The difference is that eating a human's rib, or a human's leg is cannibalism... but human milk is specifically created for human consumption.
That said - human's are disgusting, disease-spreading, filthy ####ing vermin, and I wouldn't eat anything that came out of one, unless I know it's full history.
My gut says that a woman who would allow herself to be treated as a dairy-cow for cash is extremely likely to use that cash to buy crack and/or penicillin for her many venerial diseases.
Toxick
Splat
Appropos of nothing:
I was walking through Target the other day with Mrs Toxick, and we went by a section where there were breast-pumps on display.
I went to pick one up - with the vision of hilarity soon to follow - and realized that the entire display is glued, nailed or otherwise fastened to a large board that served as the base of the display.
I just now realized that this was a deliberate maneuver specifically done to prevent a-holes like me from picking up the pumps and walking around the store with them pressed against their nipples and giggling like a jackass.
Touche, Target.... Touche.
I was walking through Target the other day with Mrs Toxick, and we went by a section where there were breast-pumps on display.
I went to pick one up - with the vision of hilarity soon to follow - and realized that the entire display is glued, nailed or otherwise fastened to a large board that served as the base of the display.
I just now realized that this was a deliberate maneuver specifically done to prevent a-holes like me from picking up the pumps and walking around the store with them pressed against their nipples and giggling like a jackass.
Touche, Target.... Touche.
Which is too bad because, captured on a security camera, you could've been famous on YouTube.
libertytyranny
Dream Stealer
My father refuses to call it a breast pump. To him, it is a milk machine. He asked me If I needed a milk machine, because someone at work was selling one. A milk machine.
n0n1m0us3
why so serious
I would rather eat a slice of human flesh than human cheese...I'm not really open to eating food made from another human beings bodily fluids. Ewww.
I am very pro-breastfeeding for babies but that is different than eating cheese produced from a stranger, I wouldn't have a stranger feeding my baby from their breast either.
I am very pro-breastfeeding for babies but that is different than eating cheese produced from a stranger, I wouldn't have a stranger feeding my baby from their breast either.
DEEKAYPEE8569
Well-Known Member
Um - you can put me in the HELL NO column!
".....it's sweet; like cantelope juice."
Carol Willick (actress Jane Sibbett)'s partner on "Friends"
bcp
In My Opinion
I'd pass on that. And what is wrong with "wasting" breast milk? It dries up if the woman isn't using it.
exactly, but it still does not have to be wasted.
Ive seen powdered milk at the Giant. Has to come from somewhere right?
bcp
In My Opinion
dont know, never visited the factory in person.
hvp05
Methodically disorganized
Things get more interesting...
If the simple appeal of human breast milk was not enough, have the Chinese manufacture it. 
Things get more interesting...
If the simple appeal of human breast milk was not enough, have the Chinese manufacture it.
I thought that was tofu.